Monday, December 21, 2009

Madison Wing Dings

For me and my partner 2009 was the year of the chicken wing. A side effect of our impending parenthood dictated we ate a low carb diet so we became regulars at Buffalo Wild Wings aka BW3 (I know that’s not their name anymore but deal with it, I’m a creature of habit) and Quaker Steak & Lube. While our carb restriction has eased since the kid came into the world, we still pick up the occasional wing and have now included Madison’s newest wingery, Wingstop. So in honor of 2009 it seemed like a good idea to do a little comparison.

Wing Quality
The key to a good wing for me is the meat and how it’s cooked. It should be pretty hard to fuck up a wing but if you’ve ever sampled Pizza Hut’s version you know it can be done. Quaker has ok meat quality. I often find wings with little to no meat and their boneless wings are simply grilled chunks of breast meat that are visually unappealing. BW3 also is inconsistent with their traditional wings all though I’d say the quality of meat in their boneless is excellent. Unfortunately their boneless wings are often over breaded. Wingstop came out on top for both traditional and boneless. The traditional wings are always meaty and the boneless have good quality meat with the perfect amount of breading. The amount of sauce on both is perfect too as BW3 is too inconsistent (over and under sauced) and Quaker’s traditional are often over sauced.
Winner: Wingstop
Runner Up: BW3
Last Place: Quaker


Sauces
Wingstop is limited to eight sauces which doesn’t make it much of a fight against the numerous offerings of both Quaker and BW3. I’ve only sampled two sauces at Wingstop, and the Cajun sauce with dry rub is perhaps my new favorite in town. That being said their limited list and my own inexperience with said list leaves them at the bottom of this category with an incomplete. Quaker is solid in the sauce area but not spectacular. The Arizona Ranch is a unique sauce that I’ve never had anywhere else. The Buckeye BBQ is a good hot BBQ sauce but certainly not destination dining worthy. The Blazin’ sauce at BW3 is my favorite of the super hot variety and their spicy garlic is my partner’s favorite. I’ve probably worked my way through about two thirds of their sauces and the only negative experience I had was with their Parmesan Garlic (which should have been evident in retrospect).
Winner: BW3
Runner Up: Quaker
Incomplete: Wingstop


Sides and Other Menu Items
Wingstop smartly limits their menu and in doing so is able to focus on cooking those wings just right. I’ve only sampled their skin on fries but they are excellent and have a nice spice mixture served over them. Their coleslaw is supposedly equally as good but I haven’t tried it yet. BW3 has both potato wedges and circular “chips” that are usually pretty good. Again the various BW3 kitchens seem to have a problem with consistency but when they’re good they’re good. Their other menu items do not fare as well. The burgers are overcooked with buns that are too pronounced. Their ribs are a crime against BBQ enthusiasts everywhere and are way overpriced for their subpar meat. Quaker on the other hand has an extensive menu that is executed professionally and has exceeded my expectations over and over again. Their steaks are all grilled nicely and have good flavor. The burgers tend to overshadowed by their toppings but are still well done. While I usually prefer thin onion rings, their traditional “fat” ring is one of the best in town. Their salads are also done well with good fresh produce. The only negative is their fries which are pedestrian at best and lack seasoning.
Winner: Quaker
Runner Up: Wingstop
Last Place: BW3


Service
I wonder how the execs at BW3 feel about becoming the poster child for every restaurant service jab I’ve heard over the last year. Even though they have their to-go bags inspected they constantly fail to accurately bag up an order. Likewise their table delivery in house is similarly troubled. “The customer is always wrong” seems to be their motto. Take for example an experience I had this summer. I was calling in our weekly pregnancy take out order and was told by the staff that since it was 49 cent wing night I could only order take out in person. I asked why and was informed that it would not be fair to put my order ahead of someone dining in. I agreed and said I’d be happy to wait but that I’d rather wait in the comfort of my home as opposed to their hard stiff chairs by the door. Again I was told this wasn’t a possibility. I explained that I’d been ordering wings from them about once a week for almost nine months and that their food had been a savior for my pregnant partner. Apparently this loyalty meant nothing to them. When I asked to speak to the manager I was hung up on. When I called back and spoke to an assistant manager I was hung up on again. Calls and emails to both their corporate office and to the head manager were never returned. In short BW3 lost me as a loyal customer that night. This is just one example but I’ve heard enough similar stories from friends and associates to know this a trend. On the complete opposite side are Quaker and Wingstop. Quaker also has a cheap wing night and I’ve never had a problem getting take out from them. In addition they are always happy to accommodate special requests. Wingstop clearly knows they’re the new kid in town and are putting their best foot forward. They’ve been giving out free samples of their sides to folks and their staff shows great patience with new customers. They have counter service only but their servers are more polished than the wait staff and bartenders at BW3.
Winner: Quaker
Runner Up: Wingstop
Epic Fail: BW3


Final Verdict: If you’re looking for purely a wing experience I’d rank them 1) Wingstop, 2) Quaker and 3) BW3. If you’re looking to dine in I’d rank them 1) Quaker 2) Wingstop and 3) BW3. While I’m sure 2010 doesn’t hold as many wings for me, two of these three places have certainly earned my repeat business and the third will still probably get some if only out of habit and curiosity.

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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Best of 2009

Best TV Drama of 2009: Lost
The show perfected the act of telling stories in different spaces and times. Whether it was with the Oceanic 6 back in LA or the folks left behind on the island, you always felt like something important was happening. Clearly the best season since the first, and an ending that was both mystifying and completely open ended. That my folks is Lost at its best, TV that makes your brain work almost to the point of madness.

Best TV Comedy of 2009:Modern Family and Parks & Recreation (tie)
I was late in coming to the Modern Family crowning but now I absolutely worship at their feet. A great ensemble packaged with smart writing that often has you rewinding to see what jokes you might have laughed over. While Parks & Recreation started out slow in the Spring, Amy Pohler and company have stepped up their game in season 2 and given us numerous fall out of the chair laughing moments. The episode “Practice Date” is my favorite 30 minutes of TV this year. Funny that both of these shows use the faux doc storytelling tool and do so successfully despite the feeling that The Office has ruined that trick for everyone.

Best Reality TV of 2009: Top Chef
While the end of season five of Top Chef was boring and uninspiring, season 6 aka Las Vegas was the finest season yet. Sure it could have used some Tony Bourdain or Eric Ripert sightings but the quality of the big four Jen, Brian, Mike, and Kevin made this season the most mouthwatering yet. The quality of food really came across our LCD and plasma screens and made me want to travel around the country to enjoy all these chefs.

Best Ongoing Comic Book of 2009: Batman & Robin
***Spoiler Alert***
When Grant Morrison moved Bruce Wayne off the chessboard he did so in such a convoluted way that many readers couldn’t care less who the new Batman was. Thankfully Morrison righted the ship quickly and has given readers the successor we always wanted and a Robin who we never knew we wanted. The inverted dynamic between Batman and Robin is refreshing and the reader finds themselves more wrapped up in their story than worrying about the inevitable return of Master Bruce. It also doesn’t hurt that Morrison has an all star team of artists working with him including Frank Quitely.

Best Limited Series/Graphic Novel of 2009: Blackest Night
Hard to believe in this day and age that something actually lives up to its hype. After a somewhat disappointing DC event in Final Crisis many were suffering from event fatigue. Geoff Johns however managed to find the cure for that fatigue by focusing an event on the core DC characters acting like core DC characters. Hal Jordan and Barry Allen have never been better. While I’m reading many of the tie-ins it’s completely possible that you could enjoy this series all on its own. Best part is that we’re only through issue 5 of 8.

Best Movie of 2009: Inglorius Basterds
Certainly this was a polarizing pic. I’ve heard the phrase self indulgent and unfunny thrown around over and over again. With respect I’d have to disagree and say this was escapism at its best. Tarantino continues to grow with every picture and I loved how this time he didn’t just pay tribute to one genre, he threw a bunch in blender and the results were spot on. He also continues to draw performances out of unexpected people. Who knew Eli Roth could act? (Avatar and/or Up in the Air could change this category over the next few weeks)

2009 Entertainer of the Year: Lady Gaga
At the beginning of the year I heard “Just Dance” and thought it was ok. Then I heard “Poker Face” and I was intrigued. “Love Game” was an instant download and by the time Lady Gaga hit the stage at the MTV Awards to do “Paparazzi”, I was on the edge of my seat. That performance along with her Saturday Night Live gig made me devoted fan. Her music is great but her performances are unique events that you feel like you can’t miss. Throw in the video of the year and song of the year “Bad Romance” and you’ve got someone who I’ll forever identify 2009 with.