Who’s nominated? Judi Dench- Mrs. Henderson Presents, Felicity Huffman- Transamerica, Keira Knightley- Pride & Prejudice, Charlize Theron- North Country, Reese Witherspoon- Walk the Line
Who should have been nominated? Naomi Watts- King Kong. A lot of buzz before King Kong was released revolved around the question of chemistry between Watts and her CGI monkey. The end result showed the director should have been more concerned about Adrian Brody’s lack of chemistry with…well…anyone. Watts scenes with a CGI Kong are so good you forget momentarily that the gorillas not really there.
Who will win? Reese Witherspoon. This is really a one woman race. Dame Judy and Charlize seem to have picked up nominations simply for putting out decent work in a lackluster year for leading ladies. Knightley should just be happy she’s nominated. By all accounts Huffman’s performance is great but Transamerica is a small film that’s not considered very good. That leaves Reese who made us remember that when she wants to be she can be a very good actress. If she wins lets hope that puts to rest any ideas for Legally Blonde 3.
Who should win? Reese Witherspoon. As of writing this I haven’t seen any of the films so I’ll pull for Reese just because I’m a Cash/Carter fan and she should’ve been nominated for Election.
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Monday, February 27, 2006
9 Days of Oscar 2006: Supporting Actor and Actress
Supporting Actor
Who’s nominated? George Clooney- Syriana, Matt Dillon- Crash, Paul Giamatti- Cinderella Man, Jake Gyllenahaal- Brokeback Mountain, William Hurt- A History of Violence
Who should have been nominated? Jeffrey Wright- Broken Flowers. Ladies and gentlemen may I introduce you to the new Paul Giamatti. Last year Wright won critical praise for his supporting work in Syriana and Broken Flowers but missed out on a nomination for either. His neighbor in Broken Flowers is the kind of character that you miss terribly when he’s not on screen.
Who will win? George Clooney. I think the Academy will recognize Clooney in this category but overlook him for director, picture, and screenplay. Giamatti’s running a close second as he also is due for a guilt Oscar.
Who should win? George Clooney. I haven’t seen Syriana so this is just my heterosexual man crush speaking here. Clooney always gives a good performance and if he’s getting shut out of the other categories than I’m happy to see him win here.
Supporting Actress
Who’s nominated? Amy Adams- Junebug, Catherine Keener- Capote, Frances McDormand- North Country, Rachel Weisz- The Constant Gardener, Michelle Williams- Brokeback Mountain
Who should have been nominated? Catherine Keener-The 40 Year Old Virgin. I love Keener but I thought she was rather bland and uninteresting in Capote. Perhaps it was just a poorly written role but whatever the case, her performance pales against the one she gave in The 40 Year Old Virgin. Funny and pained, she proved once again her comic and dramatic chops.
Who will win? Rachel Weisz- The Constant Gardener. I’m going to say Weisz mostly on the basis of her Golden Globe win. This is a tight one but she has won the majority of the pre Oscar awards so I’ll go with her.
Who should win? Michelle Williams-Brokeback Mountain. We should have known she had it in her after tear jerking Dawson’s Creek finale. I almost think she qualifies as a leading role because her performance and presence echo throughout the film.
Who’s nominated? George Clooney- Syriana, Matt Dillon- Crash, Paul Giamatti- Cinderella Man, Jake Gyllenahaal- Brokeback Mountain, William Hurt- A History of Violence
Who should have been nominated? Jeffrey Wright- Broken Flowers. Ladies and gentlemen may I introduce you to the new Paul Giamatti. Last year Wright won critical praise for his supporting work in Syriana and Broken Flowers but missed out on a nomination for either. His neighbor in Broken Flowers is the kind of character that you miss terribly when he’s not on screen.
Who will win? George Clooney. I think the Academy will recognize Clooney in this category but overlook him for director, picture, and screenplay. Giamatti’s running a close second as he also is due for a guilt Oscar.
Who should win? George Clooney. I haven’t seen Syriana so this is just my heterosexual man crush speaking here. Clooney always gives a good performance and if he’s getting shut out of the other categories than I’m happy to see him win here.
Supporting Actress
Who’s nominated? Amy Adams- Junebug, Catherine Keener- Capote, Frances McDormand- North Country, Rachel Weisz- The Constant Gardener, Michelle Williams- Brokeback Mountain
Who should have been nominated? Catherine Keener-The 40 Year Old Virgin. I love Keener but I thought she was rather bland and uninteresting in Capote. Perhaps it was just a poorly written role but whatever the case, her performance pales against the one she gave in The 40 Year Old Virgin. Funny and pained, she proved once again her comic and dramatic chops.
Who will win? Rachel Weisz- The Constant Gardener. I’m going to say Weisz mostly on the basis of her Golden Globe win. This is a tight one but she has won the majority of the pre Oscar awards so I’ll go with her.
Who should win? Michelle Williams-Brokeback Mountain. We should have known she had it in her after tear jerking Dawson’s Creek finale. I almost think she qualifies as a leading role because her performance and presence echo throughout the film.
Saturday, February 25, 2006
9 Days of Oscar: Cinematography & Music
Cinematography
Who’s nominated? Batman Begins, Brokeback Mountain, Good Night, and Good Luck, Memoirs of a Geisha, The New World
Who should have been nominated? Sin City. I’ve been slow to embrace the digital age. I like my films shot on film. With that being said, Robert Rodriguez not only shot a beautiful film on digital but he did it in a room slightly bigger then his bathroom. It was shot entirely on green screen but the colors and lighting that one associates with a top notch film are all there. This is groundbreaking visual work and while he did not use the traditional tools of the trade he certainly advanced the trade.
Who will win? Brokeback Mountain. I’m guessing the Brokeback is going to clean up in a majority of the tech awards. While not my top choice I certainly have no complaints about the beautiful way this film was shot. One friend told me after seeing it that they’d never seen a gravel parking lot look so good.
Who should win? Good Night, and Good Luck. This is a tough one. I haven’t seen The New World but I’ve heard nothing but great things. I also did not see Memoirs but the trailer alone blew me away with the radiance of the colors. I wouldn’t mind seeing Batman win since the cinematography does a wonderful job in telling the story through different styles for Bruce Wayne’s different personas. Brokeback was gorgeous. In the end my vote would be for Good Night, and Good Luck. I’m a big fan of new films being shot in black and white. I thought Ed Wood was the most gorgeous black and white I’d ever seen until this film. The high contrast and depth of blacks are outstanding.
Original Score
Who’s nominated? Brokeback Mountain, The Constant Gardener, Memoirs of a Geisha, Munich, Pride & Prejudice
Who should have been nominated? Corpse Bride. Danny Elfman always turns in quality scores for Tim Burton. The piano based theme that dominates the film is the best of the year.
Who will win? Brokeback Mountain. I know its blasphemy to pick against John Williams and his 843 Oscar wins but the simple score from Brokeback seems to be the critical fave.
Who should win? Brokeback Mountain
Original Song
Who’s nominated? In the Deep- Crash, It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp- Hustle and Flow, Travelin’ Thru- Transamerica
Who should have been nominated? The Battle Zone- Rize. I’m not sure if songs from documentaries can be nominated but being this one was specific to the events of the movie it should have been. Plus imagine the performance at the Oscars with all the clowns and krumpers.
Who will win? In the Deep- Crash. More popular movie amongst the Academy voters then the other two plus it doesn’t have pimp in the title.
Who should win? It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp- Hustle and Flow. This song fits the criteria the Academy sites for movie songs.
1. It’s an original work.
2. It’s central to the story.
3. It’s got a dope beat.
Who’s nominated? Batman Begins, Brokeback Mountain, Good Night, and Good Luck, Memoirs of a Geisha, The New World
Who should have been nominated? Sin City. I’ve been slow to embrace the digital age. I like my films shot on film. With that being said, Robert Rodriguez not only shot a beautiful film on digital but he did it in a room slightly bigger then his bathroom. It was shot entirely on green screen but the colors and lighting that one associates with a top notch film are all there. This is groundbreaking visual work and while he did not use the traditional tools of the trade he certainly advanced the trade.
Who will win? Brokeback Mountain. I’m guessing the Brokeback is going to clean up in a majority of the tech awards. While not my top choice I certainly have no complaints about the beautiful way this film was shot. One friend told me after seeing it that they’d never seen a gravel parking lot look so good.
Who should win? Good Night, and Good Luck. This is a tough one. I haven’t seen The New World but I’ve heard nothing but great things. I also did not see Memoirs but the trailer alone blew me away with the radiance of the colors. I wouldn’t mind seeing Batman win since the cinematography does a wonderful job in telling the story through different styles for Bruce Wayne’s different personas. Brokeback was gorgeous. In the end my vote would be for Good Night, and Good Luck. I’m a big fan of new films being shot in black and white. I thought Ed Wood was the most gorgeous black and white I’d ever seen until this film. The high contrast and depth of blacks are outstanding.
Original Score
Who’s nominated? Brokeback Mountain, The Constant Gardener, Memoirs of a Geisha, Munich, Pride & Prejudice
Who should have been nominated? Corpse Bride. Danny Elfman always turns in quality scores for Tim Burton. The piano based theme that dominates the film is the best of the year.
Who will win? Brokeback Mountain. I know its blasphemy to pick against John Williams and his 843 Oscar wins but the simple score from Brokeback seems to be the critical fave.
Who should win? Brokeback Mountain
Original Song
Who’s nominated? In the Deep- Crash, It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp- Hustle and Flow, Travelin’ Thru- Transamerica
Who should have been nominated? The Battle Zone- Rize. I’m not sure if songs from documentaries can be nominated but being this one was specific to the events of the movie it should have been. Plus imagine the performance at the Oscars with all the clowns and krumpers.
Who will win? In the Deep- Crash. More popular movie amongst the Academy voters then the other two plus it doesn’t have pimp in the title.
Who should win? It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp- Hustle and Flow. This song fits the criteria the Academy sites for movie songs.
1. It’s an original work.
2. It’s central to the story.
3. It’s got a dope beat.
Friday, February 24, 2006
9 Days of Oscar 2006: Preview
Welcome one and all to my Oscar Week coverage. While I won’t cover all the categories we’ll hit the big ones and tell you who will win, who should win, and who should’ve been nominated that was not. Here’s the schedule of coverage:
Friday 2/24: Preview and General Pre Show Thoughts
Saturday 2/25: Cinematography and Music
Monday 2/27: Supporting Actor and Actress
Tuesday 2/28: Lead Actress
Wednesday 3/1: Lead Actor
Thursday 3/2: Screenplay
Friday 3/3: Director
Saturday 3/4: Best Picture
Monday 3/5: The Morning After
As we approach the big day, I am still surprised by the lack of hype that is surrounding this year’s show. Perhaps this will work in Jon Stewart’s favor. If no one is expecting much then he should be relaxed and ready to go. I have high hopes for Stewart and this year’s crop of politically and socially charged films should provide him and his writing staff with plenty of material. I noticed last night he spent a segment on the Daily Show standing up while doing a report. Must have been practice for working without a desk. Hopefully the writing team is all Stewart’s people and has no involvement for the Bruce Villanch’s of the world.
The pre-show is always half the fun thanks to Baba Wawa’s Crying Special and the Red Carpet walk off, however this year’s prospects look dim. Baba is taking her show to Wednesday night which means we’re left with a full hour of Billy Bush! You might as well look forward to his vacant smiles and inappropriate questions otherwise you risk turning on E! and seeing Star Jones. Oh the horror.
So enjoy the lead up, brush up on your armchair fashion quarterbacking, grab the champagne, and if you’re me order the pizza because it’s almost time for Oscar.
Friday 2/24: Preview and General Pre Show Thoughts
Saturday 2/25: Cinematography and Music
Monday 2/27: Supporting Actor and Actress
Tuesday 2/28: Lead Actress
Wednesday 3/1: Lead Actor
Thursday 3/2: Screenplay
Friday 3/3: Director
Saturday 3/4: Best Picture
Monday 3/5: The Morning After
As we approach the big day, I am still surprised by the lack of hype that is surrounding this year’s show. Perhaps this will work in Jon Stewart’s favor. If no one is expecting much then he should be relaxed and ready to go. I have high hopes for Stewart and this year’s crop of politically and socially charged films should provide him and his writing staff with plenty of material. I noticed last night he spent a segment on the Daily Show standing up while doing a report. Must have been practice for working without a desk. Hopefully the writing team is all Stewart’s people and has no involvement for the Bruce Villanch’s of the world.
The pre-show is always half the fun thanks to Baba Wawa’s Crying Special and the Red Carpet walk off, however this year’s prospects look dim. Baba is taking her show to Wednesday night which means we’re left with a full hour of Billy Bush! You might as well look forward to his vacant smiles and inappropriate questions otherwise you risk turning on E! and seeing Star Jones. Oh the horror.
So enjoy the lead up, brush up on your armchair fashion quarterbacking, grab the champagne, and if you’re me order the pizza because it’s almost time for Oscar.
Thursday, February 23, 2006
The Point Game: The Early Edition
Due to the upcoming Oscar coverage we’re giving out points a little early this week.
-1: Project Runway- Reunion shows are usually a waste of time but they become especially annoying when they’re done before the final episode airs. Bravo is attempting to string out its ratings winner an extra week by cutting together clips and having everyone hate on Santino. They also revealed that there are two episodes devoted to the prep and presentation at fashion week further lengthen the show. I’m sorry reunion shows, you’re out.
-1: Brokeback T shirts- In the last week I’ve seen two different versions of an “I wish I could quit you” t shirt. Let’s hope the t shirt fad runs shorter then the Brokeback joke fad.
-2: The Fat Hobbit on 24- I was pretty geeked to hear that Sean Astin was going to be on 24 this year as Lynn McGill, and while this season is still in its first 12 hours, I’m becoming increasingly alarmed that we’re heading towards unnecessary subplot territory. Without giving any major spoilers, in the last two hours we’ve been introduced to Lynn’s sister and her boyfriend. 24 has introduced us to family members of characters before with mixed results. Last year Edgar’s mom provided a nice emotional point to the story while Audrey’s brother seemed to have plot value but was really just an excuse to waste 6 minutes for a few episodes in a row. Also, no one’s commented on Sean’s hairy feet yet.
-3: NBA All Star Saturday Night- I still enjoy the occasional 3 point contest or slam dunk event but after Saturday I think I’ll get on board with everyone else calling for the end of these events. In the 3 point and slam dunk contests there were both clear rules violations that led to tainted wins. I know these contest are just for fun but if you actually want the public to be interested in them again you must ensure they at least have integrity.
-5: Mother Nature and/or God- I can’t take this roller coaster of temps and snow. My whole body aches from these quick temperature turn arounds. I hate global warming but if it’s happening, could it at least be consistent.
-1: Project Runway- Reunion shows are usually a waste of time but they become especially annoying when they’re done before the final episode airs. Bravo is attempting to string out its ratings winner an extra week by cutting together clips and having everyone hate on Santino. They also revealed that there are two episodes devoted to the prep and presentation at fashion week further lengthen the show. I’m sorry reunion shows, you’re out.
-1: Brokeback T shirts- In the last week I’ve seen two different versions of an “I wish I could quit you” t shirt. Let’s hope the t shirt fad runs shorter then the Brokeback joke fad.
-2: The Fat Hobbit on 24- I was pretty geeked to hear that Sean Astin was going to be on 24 this year as Lynn McGill, and while this season is still in its first 12 hours, I’m becoming increasingly alarmed that we’re heading towards unnecessary subplot territory. Without giving any major spoilers, in the last two hours we’ve been introduced to Lynn’s sister and her boyfriend. 24 has introduced us to family members of characters before with mixed results. Last year Edgar’s mom provided a nice emotional point to the story while Audrey’s brother seemed to have plot value but was really just an excuse to waste 6 minutes for a few episodes in a row. Also, no one’s commented on Sean’s hairy feet yet.
-3: NBA All Star Saturday Night- I still enjoy the occasional 3 point contest or slam dunk event but after Saturday I think I’ll get on board with everyone else calling for the end of these events. In the 3 point and slam dunk contests there were both clear rules violations that led to tainted wins. I know these contest are just for fun but if you actually want the public to be interested in them again you must ensure they at least have integrity.
-5: Mother Nature and/or God- I can’t take this roller coaster of temps and snow. My whole body aches from these quick temperature turn arounds. I hate global warming but if it’s happening, could it at least be consistent.
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
What I'm...
(Loyal readers, please note that this week’s editions of “What I’m…” and “The Point Game” are appearing early this week so you can enjoy 8 uninterrupted columns on the upcoming Oscars.)
…Renting
Zathura- Here’s a film that’s really a throwback to the children’s films the past. Director Jon Favreau relies heavily on miniatures and practical special effects to create his world rather then using CGI elements, and the results are more then successful. By staying away he gives his child stars real things to react to and thus strengthens the corresponding audience reactions. As an adult you know they aren’t going to kill the children in this type of film but it brought memories to mind of watching similar films as kid and feeling the dread and fear for the characters. I’m looking forward to watching this again someday with a child and seeing how they react.
…Watching
Olympic Hockey- Yes I know the U.S. has been disappointing but overall this has been a wonderful tournament. I know there is some talk of the NHL pulling out of future Olympics but I think that’s a huge mistake. I’m taping all the quarterfinal match ups today because the all hold a lot of drama. Slovakia’s been playing the most exciting hockey of the tournament and today they play one of the medal favorites and former countrymen the Czech Republic. Sweden plays the surprising Swiss. Undefeated Finland takes on the U.S. which will hold my interest to see if one team is really as good as they’ve been playing and if one team is really as bad as they’ve been playing. Lastly we have the Canada/Russia match up. On two teams loaded with veterans it’s been the young guns carrying these teams. Alexander Olvechin (sp?) has shown why he’s the best rookie in the NHL while Danny Heatley is showing why he’s helped make Ottawa the odds on favorites for the cup. Sure taking out the NHL players may give the U.S. a better chance to win, but if its quality hockey you want then leave the NHL in. The ice at the Olympic arenas is inscribed with the words, “Passion lives here”. This tournament has reawakened my passion for hockey and reminds us all how good the game CAN be.
…Listening To
Top 5 on my iPod (Most thanks to eMusic edition)
1. Everywhere- Yellowcard (Cover of a Michele Branch song that really lends itself to Yellowcard’s style)
2. Seeing Double at the Triple Rock- NOFX (Typical NOFX and that’s a good thing, plus any song touting my homeland gets multiple plays)
3. I Bet You Look Good On the Dancefloor- Arctic Monkey (Count me as one of the masses swayed by the relentless declarations of the music media that this is the next “it” band)
4. If I Can’t Change Your Mind- Sugar (One tends to forget that in between writing theme songs for World Championship Wrestling, Bob Mould wrote some great songs)
5. Lump- Presidents of the United States (Found this for free on eMusic and couldn’t pass up a guilty pleasure.)
…Renting
Zathura- Here’s a film that’s really a throwback to the children’s films the past. Director Jon Favreau relies heavily on miniatures and practical special effects to create his world rather then using CGI elements, and the results are more then successful. By staying away he gives his child stars real things to react to and thus strengthens the corresponding audience reactions. As an adult you know they aren’t going to kill the children in this type of film but it brought memories to mind of watching similar films as kid and feeling the dread and fear for the characters. I’m looking forward to watching this again someday with a child and seeing how they react.
…Watching
Olympic Hockey- Yes I know the U.S. has been disappointing but overall this has been a wonderful tournament. I know there is some talk of the NHL pulling out of future Olympics but I think that’s a huge mistake. I’m taping all the quarterfinal match ups today because the all hold a lot of drama. Slovakia’s been playing the most exciting hockey of the tournament and today they play one of the medal favorites and former countrymen the Czech Republic. Sweden plays the surprising Swiss. Undefeated Finland takes on the U.S. which will hold my interest to see if one team is really as good as they’ve been playing and if one team is really as bad as they’ve been playing. Lastly we have the Canada/Russia match up. On two teams loaded with veterans it’s been the young guns carrying these teams. Alexander Olvechin (sp?) has shown why he’s the best rookie in the NHL while Danny Heatley is showing why he’s helped make Ottawa the odds on favorites for the cup. Sure taking out the NHL players may give the U.S. a better chance to win, but if its quality hockey you want then leave the NHL in. The ice at the Olympic arenas is inscribed with the words, “Passion lives here”. This tournament has reawakened my passion for hockey and reminds us all how good the game CAN be.
…Listening To
Top 5 on my iPod (Most thanks to eMusic edition)
1. Everywhere- Yellowcard (Cover of a Michele Branch song that really lends itself to Yellowcard’s style)
2. Seeing Double at the Triple Rock- NOFX (Typical NOFX and that’s a good thing, plus any song touting my homeland gets multiple plays)
3. I Bet You Look Good On the Dancefloor- Arctic Monkey (Count me as one of the masses swayed by the relentless declarations of the music media that this is the next “it” band)
4. If I Can’t Change Your Mind- Sugar (One tends to forget that in between writing theme songs for World Championship Wrestling, Bob Mould wrote some great songs)
5. Lump- Presidents of the United States (Found this for free on eMusic and couldn’t pass up a guilty pleasure.)
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Be very very quiet, I’m hunting pilots.
Yes boys and girls its pilot season. A season that used to belong only to television executives, out of work actors, and film directors looking for a big pay day. You and me, aka the average viewer, used to go about our business and be surprised when the TV Guide Fall Preview came out and told us about the hot new shows of the season. The only press we got on the new shows usually came in the form of reading about an established actor leaving another show for a new one or maybe reading about a spin off. Now we’re inundated by media outlets touting the next Friends before it’s even gone before a camera or picked up. Last week there were articles in USA Today, the AP, and Entertainment Weekly all discussing possible new shows.
Are these stories actually newsworthy? No.
Does anyone really care that the director of Snow Dogs is directing a new pilot or that the neighbor girl on Joey is on a new show from the writers of Friends? God I hope not.
Are the networks in bed with the media promoting these stories so they can generate early critical and audience buzz? Probably and sadly it’s working.
I’m must say I’m very excited about one show in particular. Aaron Sorkin the mad coke snorting mind behind Sports Night and West Wing is saddling up for another talking head show. (If anyone’s forgotten what the West Wing was like when Sorkin was in charge, think the gravitas of 24 dialogue delivered in the style of the Gilmore Girls, only on speed) This one is set behind the scenes of a late night sketch comedy show, basically Sports Night but SNL instead of ESPN. Already on board are Matthew Perry and Amanda Peet. If you caught Perry during his guest stint on West Wing you know he has the chops for Sorkin’s dialogue. Another key element is the fact that Sorkin is working with director Tommy Schlamme who directed the majority of Sorkin’s West Wing run. The problem is that now that the article has me pumped for this show, there’s no guarantee it’ll be on the fall schedule. NBC still has to review the pilot and make an agreement to pick up the show. I’m crossing my fingers and hoping that I don’t have to write an angry letter to the editor at EW for me getting my hopes up.
Are these stories actually newsworthy? No.
Does anyone really care that the director of Snow Dogs is directing a new pilot or that the neighbor girl on Joey is on a new show from the writers of Friends? God I hope not.
Are the networks in bed with the media promoting these stories so they can generate early critical and audience buzz? Probably and sadly it’s working.
I’m must say I’m very excited about one show in particular. Aaron Sorkin the mad coke snorting mind behind Sports Night and West Wing is saddling up for another talking head show. (If anyone’s forgotten what the West Wing was like when Sorkin was in charge, think the gravitas of 24 dialogue delivered in the style of the Gilmore Girls, only on speed) This one is set behind the scenes of a late night sketch comedy show, basically Sports Night but SNL instead of ESPN. Already on board are Matthew Perry and Amanda Peet. If you caught Perry during his guest stint on West Wing you know he has the chops for Sorkin’s dialogue. Another key element is the fact that Sorkin is working with director Tommy Schlamme who directed the majority of Sorkin’s West Wing run. The problem is that now that the article has me pumped for this show, there’s no guarantee it’ll be on the fall schedule. NBC still has to review the pilot and make an agreement to pick up the show. I’m crossing my fingers and hoping that I don’t have to write an angry letter to the editor at EW for me getting my hopes up.
Monday, February 20, 2006
eMusic: Another music service with a vowel in front of a word.
My Sunday seemed to be progressing as normal. Wake up, move a couch, enjoy a Shamrock shake, watch Olympic hockey. Everything was quite pedestrian until I heard a catchy ad coming from my idiot box. “25 free songs compatible with iTunes and your iPod with your free eMusic trial membership.” Since I’m very impressionable I dropped the dish I was washing and ran to the computer trying to figure out how this deal would screw me. I sat down and started the process. Sure enough this looked legit, sign up for a trial membership and get 25 free downloads. I loaded the software and off I went.
eMusic specializes in independent labels so it’s certainly the anti-iTunes in that respect. Unfortunately it’s the anti-iTunes in many other ways. Complain about Apple all you want but they do know how to design their software. eMusic utilizes a download manager that gives little info and their web page is slow to refresh and often didn’t give me an accurate read out on how money songs I had left to download. It was also time consuming to preview tracks as you had to download a 30 second sample and wait for it to play as opposed to iTunes which buffers a stream straight from the site. On the plus side I was able to find some rarities that I didn’t know existed and try some new music I might have held off on if I was being charged. Also it was extremely easy to cancel my trial membership and abscond with my free tracks.
In the end though my thoughts went back to iTunes and the simplicity and ease with which they work. I recently read that Amazon is the next company that’s going to attempt to get in on the online music world. They should save the money their probably planning on using for free downloads and step aside. At this time iTunes is the king and it will take a lot to knock them off their throne.
(While you’re waiting for that to happen I’d still take a wander over to eMusic and get your free songs. Not sure how the musical stylings of Jan Hamer from Miami Vice count as “independent music’ but for free I’ll take it.)
eMusic specializes in independent labels so it’s certainly the anti-iTunes in that respect. Unfortunately it’s the anti-iTunes in many other ways. Complain about Apple all you want but they do know how to design their software. eMusic utilizes a download manager that gives little info and their web page is slow to refresh and often didn’t give me an accurate read out on how money songs I had left to download. It was also time consuming to preview tracks as you had to download a 30 second sample and wait for it to play as opposed to iTunes which buffers a stream straight from the site. On the plus side I was able to find some rarities that I didn’t know existed and try some new music I might have held off on if I was being charged. Also it was extremely easy to cancel my trial membership and abscond with my free tracks.
In the end though my thoughts went back to iTunes and the simplicity and ease with which they work. I recently read that Amazon is the next company that’s going to attempt to get in on the online music world. They should save the money their probably planning on using for free downloads and step aside. At this time iTunes is the king and it will take a lot to knock them off their throne.
(While you’re waiting for that to happen I’d still take a wander over to eMusic and get your free songs. Not sure how the musical stylings of Jan Hamer from Miami Vice count as “independent music’ but for free I’ll take it.)
Saturday, February 18, 2006
The Point Game
+1: Dick Cheney- What’s going on? First I give Bush some points a couple weeks back and now I’m giving the penguin some props, has the world gone mad? Actually, yes it has. When the top news story is that a sitting Vice President has shot an 87 year old man in the face we may be through the looking glass people. I’d give more points to the Veep for the humor this has awarded me but the old timer’s still in the hospital so we’re keeping our laughter at a reserved level.
+1: General Hospital- I tuned in to a couple of episodes of ABC’s sudster in the last couple of weeks and there is some classic soap drama. Great sweeps storyline and the death of a beloved old character complete with cheesy death bed goodbyes. Kudos.
-2: Scott Stapp and Kid Rock- Who was asking for this sex tape? To top it off there's no famous female partner just a bunch of groupies from when the two were on tour. Very Christian of you Scott.
-2: NBC- Dear General Electric, Congratulations on spending billions of dollars on the broadcast rights to the Olympics. If your goal was to find something to put you second in the ratings to gems like American Idol and Survivor then job well done.
-4 each: CBS, ABC, FOX, the future CW- There was a time when networks had to schedule repeats when going up against the Olympics but that time is no more. Apparently someone forgot to tell the other networks. February sweeps have been all over the place with a new episode here and there for weekly dramas. FOX even went so far put all their shows on repeats except for 24 and American Idol, both of which beat the Olympics last week. Put your pants on networks and challenge NBC to a man dance.
-3: U.S. Olympic Team- Time to start chanting U S Suck! The disappointing performance by the U.S. wouldn’t be so bad if the athletes and coaches hadn’t been spending the last few weeks talking this up as the greatest group of Olympians the U.S. has ever put together. From Bode’s DQ to the lackluster performance from the women’s curling team to the failure of the women’s hockey team to make it to the Gold Medal game, this is embarrassing. Maybe it’s a good thing no one’s watching.
+1: General Hospital- I tuned in to a couple of episodes of ABC’s sudster in the last couple of weeks and there is some classic soap drama. Great sweeps storyline and the death of a beloved old character complete with cheesy death bed goodbyes. Kudos.
-2: Scott Stapp and Kid Rock- Who was asking for this sex tape? To top it off there's no famous female partner just a bunch of groupies from when the two were on tour. Very Christian of you Scott.
-2: NBC- Dear General Electric, Congratulations on spending billions of dollars on the broadcast rights to the Olympics. If your goal was to find something to put you second in the ratings to gems like American Idol and Survivor then job well done.
-4 each: CBS, ABC, FOX, the future CW- There was a time when networks had to schedule repeats when going up against the Olympics but that time is no more. Apparently someone forgot to tell the other networks. February sweeps have been all over the place with a new episode here and there for weekly dramas. FOX even went so far put all their shows on repeats except for 24 and American Idol, both of which beat the Olympics last week. Put your pants on networks and challenge NBC to a man dance.
-3: U.S. Olympic Team- Time to start chanting U S Suck! The disappointing performance by the U.S. wouldn’t be so bad if the athletes and coaches hadn’t been spending the last few weeks talking this up as the greatest group of Olympians the U.S. has ever put together. From Bode’s DQ to the lackluster performance from the women’s curling team to the failure of the women’s hockey team to make it to the Gold Medal game, this is embarrassing. Maybe it’s a good thing no one’s watching.
Friday, February 17, 2006
What I'm...
…Renting
Broken Flowers- Never had been a big fan of Jim Jarmusch films except for certain scenes in Coffee and Cigarettes. However, I was willing to give this a try mostly because of one Billard Murray. This is an extremely rewarding film to watch. Murray plays a variation on the Rushmore, Lost in Translation role he’s been perfecting the last few years. In those roles, Murray plays a jerk searching for redemption through others. Here he plays slightly less of a jerk, who finds redemption forced upon him while he’s swimming through a happy yet unfulfilling life. Jeffrey Wright gives a performance worthy of a best supporting actor nod and the cavalcade of ladies we meet all turn in solid performances.
…Not Renting
The Baxter- Here’s a movie I rented despite all the horrible reviews. The film stars and was directed by Michael Showalter who was responsible one of the funniest films I’ve seen in the last few years, Wet Hot American Summer. He’s also 1/3 of the mind behind the short lived Comedy Central show Stella. Those of you familiar with Stella know that it could be a great show one week and painful to watch the next. Unfortunately The Baxter plays like a bad episode of Stella. It might have turned out okay but I don’t know. For the first time in years I actually stopped watching after 25 minutes. Renters beware.
..Watching
The O.C. - Here’s a show that’s bounced back from the proverbial sophomore slump. A true sign of a faltering show is usually the addition of new characters. Last year we got Trey and the lesbian/bi girl forced down our throats and it led to some out character moments for the core cast. This year a whole new batch of newbies were thrown at us but in moderation and over time. When Marissa transferred to a public school I initially shuddered at the inevitable introduction of her new “crew.” Thankfully the show took its time and even though Johnny became a regular, Chili, Volchuk and the rest of the public school kids were limited to appearances only when story dictated. Also we got a jail bait version of Caitlin that was fun for a few weeks but then wisely went back to school off screen. Plus we got Matt, Sandy’s new partner which allows for focus on the adult’s lives and that’s always been part of the O.C.’s appeal.
Listening to
Top 5 on my iPod for the week
1. The Veronicas- 4Ever (Catchy Australian pop that I can’t get out of my head, they sound like the love children of Kelly Clarkson and Avril Lavigne.
2. Fountain of Wayne- Hey Julie (Heard this on Scrubs the other week and gave it the old download. Funny stuff)
3. Boston- More Than a Feeling (Another Scrubs inspired download. I tend to enjoy cheesy classic rock like this as opposed to say the Stones.)
4. String- Toys that Kill (Not sure why this came up in heavy rotation this week but I’m not complaining.)
5. Hung Up- Madonna (I can’t stop listening to this song, I may need help.)
Broken Flowers- Never had been a big fan of Jim Jarmusch films except for certain scenes in Coffee and Cigarettes. However, I was willing to give this a try mostly because of one Billard Murray. This is an extremely rewarding film to watch. Murray plays a variation on the Rushmore, Lost in Translation role he’s been perfecting the last few years. In those roles, Murray plays a jerk searching for redemption through others. Here he plays slightly less of a jerk, who finds redemption forced upon him while he’s swimming through a happy yet unfulfilling life. Jeffrey Wright gives a performance worthy of a best supporting actor nod and the cavalcade of ladies we meet all turn in solid performances.
…Not Renting
The Baxter- Here’s a movie I rented despite all the horrible reviews. The film stars and was directed by Michael Showalter who was responsible one of the funniest films I’ve seen in the last few years, Wet Hot American Summer. He’s also 1/3 of the mind behind the short lived Comedy Central show Stella. Those of you familiar with Stella know that it could be a great show one week and painful to watch the next. Unfortunately The Baxter plays like a bad episode of Stella. It might have turned out okay but I don’t know. For the first time in years I actually stopped watching after 25 minutes. Renters beware.
..Watching
The O.C. - Here’s a show that’s bounced back from the proverbial sophomore slump. A true sign of a faltering show is usually the addition of new characters. Last year we got Trey and the lesbian/bi girl forced down our throats and it led to some out character moments for the core cast. This year a whole new batch of newbies were thrown at us but in moderation and over time. When Marissa transferred to a public school I initially shuddered at the inevitable introduction of her new “crew.” Thankfully the show took its time and even though Johnny became a regular, Chili, Volchuk and the rest of the public school kids were limited to appearances only when story dictated. Also we got a jail bait version of Caitlin that was fun for a few weeks but then wisely went back to school off screen. Plus we got Matt, Sandy’s new partner which allows for focus on the adult’s lives and that’s always been part of the O.C.’s appeal.
Listening to
Top 5 on my iPod for the week
1. The Veronicas- 4Ever (Catchy Australian pop that I can’t get out of my head, they sound like the love children of Kelly Clarkson and Avril Lavigne.
2. Fountain of Wayne- Hey Julie (Heard this on Scrubs the other week and gave it the old download. Funny stuff)
3. Boston- More Than a Feeling (Another Scrubs inspired download. I tend to enjoy cheesy classic rock like this as opposed to say the Stones.)
4. String- Toys that Kill (Not sure why this came up in heavy rotation this week but I’m not complaining.)
5. Hung Up- Madonna (I can’t stop listening to this song, I may need help.)
Thursday, February 16, 2006
Never take a road trip with a scorpion…or Netflix
Ever hear the old fable about the scorpion and the beaver. The beaver is traveling cross country in search of a certain kind of birch tree. He’s about to swim across the mighty Missouri River when he spies a scorpion building a raft out of flowers. The beaver knows a thing or two about rafts and tells the scorpion he might want to change building materials. The scorpion responds that he’s not much of a handyman and that he’d certainly appreciate a ride across the river on the back of the beaver. The beaver thinks about this for a moment and says no, as he is concerned the scorpion might sting him. The scorpion assures him that is not the case since both he and the beaver would surely drown. The beaver thinks that makes perfect sense but he wants something in return for providing transportation. The scorpion offers to fatally sting the beaver’s arch nemesis Tom the Lumberjack. The beaver thinks this is a fair deal and they cross the river successfully. Later that day after the scorpion kills good ol’ Tom he stops by the beaver’s campsite to share the news. The beaver thanks him and goes to give the scorpion a handshake when the scorpion stings him. As the scorpion lifts the dying beaver’s wallet, the beaver asks why did you sting me? The scorpion replies that he’s still a scorpion and “that how we do.” The moral of the story is never trust an evil soul sucking predator not matter how good a deal they offer you.
This of course brings us to Netflix. When a company such as Netflix offers such an exciting new service at reasonable prices and then combines that with creative advertising, and excellent customer self service, one can forget they’re doing business with a corporation aiming to make money. Recently Netflix has admitted to preferential movie delivery. You see Netflix can’t make a profit off of you if you’re watching and returning 3 movies every day or two and have a list or queue of 40 movies waiting in the wings. They’re spending too much money on the shipping and processing. The ideal customer is one who returns a movie after a week or more and keeps their queue under 20. So to balance this out Netflix has taken to delaying delivery to frequent renters by giving new releases to infrequent or new renters and lowering the priority on the frequent renter’s queue. There has already been one class action lawsuit filed against Netflix with undoubtedly more to follow. Now I’m not ready to file my legal brief and I don’t think my rental habits but me in this predicament, but I’m still disappointed. I thought Netflix was an exception to the rule, but in the end I am reminded of the fable about the scorpion and the beaver. After all, we can’t blame Netflix, they’re a big corporation and that’s how they do.
This of course brings us to Netflix. When a company such as Netflix offers such an exciting new service at reasonable prices and then combines that with creative advertising, and excellent customer self service, one can forget they’re doing business with a corporation aiming to make money. Recently Netflix has admitted to preferential movie delivery. You see Netflix can’t make a profit off of you if you’re watching and returning 3 movies every day or two and have a list or queue of 40 movies waiting in the wings. They’re spending too much money on the shipping and processing. The ideal customer is one who returns a movie after a week or more and keeps their queue under 20. So to balance this out Netflix has taken to delaying delivery to frequent renters by giving new releases to infrequent or new renters and lowering the priority on the frequent renter’s queue. There has already been one class action lawsuit filed against Netflix with undoubtedly more to follow. Now I’m not ready to file my legal brief and I don’t think my rental habits but me in this predicament, but I’m still disappointed. I thought Netflix was an exception to the rule, but in the end I am reminded of the fable about the scorpion and the beaver. After all, we can’t blame Netflix, they’re a big corporation and that’s how they do.
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Sports and milk, sports and milk, sports and milk
The sports culture is quickly becoming the adult male equivalent of Hello Kitty. Companies are using the sports culture as a brand. In the last few days I’ve noticed two new products that further this idea, ESPN Mobile and Sports Clips. Now I love sports, from curling to football, but here is the type of trend that usually ends in burnout, backlash and back stock. In the end the consumer usually is paying for a second rate product that they purchase more for the name or identity.
What’s the most omnipresent commercial on TV and radio today? I’d put my money on ESPN Mobile. Now maybe it’s the fact that I watch and listen to a lot of sports but I’m seeing this ad pop up all over the place. What’s ESPN Mobile? It’s a cell service that specializes in granting exclusive access to various sport centric tools. Now you can watch clips from games, view box scores, take part in polls and oh yeah, make and receive phone calls. I did a little digging on this and found ESPN Mobile is similar to companies like Virgin Mobile in that they’re piggy backing off other satellites. So in the end you’re paying a higher rate for phone service but you’re getting access to top notch sports information and an ESPN color coordinated phone. As a bonus you get sports cred from all your buddies. Can this type of product sustain? Is there a market? I’d say, no and sort of. This type of product is aimed at a very small niche, the sports fan that wants to scream sports no matter the cost or practicality. The truth is that you can get the same type of services from any web enabled phone and probably at a lower cost. When I look into the future I see warehouses full of ESPN phones stacked side by side with Boost! phones.
Now if you do run out and purchase the ESPN phone might I recommend using it to make an appointment at Sports Clips. That’s right it’s a sports themed hair salon. This was probably inevitable after we got the sports bar but it begs the question, what’s next? Maybe next year I can take my taxes into Bash Brothers Tax Accountants. Or perhaps the next time I travel I can use NASCAR rental cars. Or maybe I’ll spend a day with my special lady at the Sports Spa where I can have a pedicure while enjoying Pardon the Interruption and my lady can get a facial while watching figure skating. Yes folks we’re being branded and so our interests. Soul Plane might have been a fictional movie, and an awful one at that, but how far away are we from Sports Plane? I’m not sure about you but I still don’t trust Kareem Abdul Jabbar as my co-pilot.
What’s the most omnipresent commercial on TV and radio today? I’d put my money on ESPN Mobile. Now maybe it’s the fact that I watch and listen to a lot of sports but I’m seeing this ad pop up all over the place. What’s ESPN Mobile? It’s a cell service that specializes in granting exclusive access to various sport centric tools. Now you can watch clips from games, view box scores, take part in polls and oh yeah, make and receive phone calls. I did a little digging on this and found ESPN Mobile is similar to companies like Virgin Mobile in that they’re piggy backing off other satellites. So in the end you’re paying a higher rate for phone service but you’re getting access to top notch sports information and an ESPN color coordinated phone. As a bonus you get sports cred from all your buddies. Can this type of product sustain? Is there a market? I’d say, no and sort of. This type of product is aimed at a very small niche, the sports fan that wants to scream sports no matter the cost or practicality. The truth is that you can get the same type of services from any web enabled phone and probably at a lower cost. When I look into the future I see warehouses full of ESPN phones stacked side by side with Boost! phones.
Now if you do run out and purchase the ESPN phone might I recommend using it to make an appointment at Sports Clips. That’s right it’s a sports themed hair salon. This was probably inevitable after we got the sports bar but it begs the question, what’s next? Maybe next year I can take my taxes into Bash Brothers Tax Accountants. Or perhaps the next time I travel I can use NASCAR rental cars. Or maybe I’ll spend a day with my special lady at the Sports Spa where I can have a pedicure while enjoying Pardon the Interruption and my lady can get a facial while watching figure skating. Yes folks we’re being branded and so our interests. Soul Plane might have been a fictional movie, and an awful one at that, but how far away are we from Sports Plane? I’m not sure about you but I still don’t trust Kareem Abdul Jabbar as my co-pilot.
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Gone Too Soon?
Last week I was singing the praise of a song I heard on the new CBS show “Love Monkey.” This week I’m writing a post mortem. This is the world of TV 2006.
In the past couple of weeks we’ve seen a number of shows shelved or outright cancelled. Some have been mid season replacement shows like “Love Monkey” or Heather Graham’s new show, others have been new series that are going on a mysterious hiatus like “Commander in Chief”. It seems the networks now have a shorter attention span than us viewers which could mean rough waters ahead.
Now I’m certainly not saying that these shows don’t deserve to be cancelled. By all accounts watching a show where Heather Graham can not find a date is at best painful.Still a new show often needs time to grow and evolve. For every “Lost” that comes out smoking you have a “Simpsons.” Most people cringe when watching a first season “Simpsons” episode with their odd voices, smaller supporting cast, and simplistic stories. Arguably it took the “Simpsons” a full 2 or 3 seasons before it really hit its stride and clearly benefited from being on a new network that was willing to give it time.
“Love Monkey” struck me as the type of show that could have become something. Tom Cavanaugh almost made “Ed” a worthwhile show with his combination of comedic timing and straight man looks. He’s like the bastard son of both the Smothers Brothers. The problem with “Ed” is that it jumped full speed into the romance aspect of the show and neglected other parts. “Love Monkey” was the exact opposite. We immediately were presented with a group of friends and an occupation that provided the main conflict yet one knew that the show was heading towards that old cliché where the two best friends struggle towards expressing their romantic feelings. Usually this would get a big yawn from the old El Dog but in the hands of Cavanaugh and the wonderful Judy Greer this could have been worth watching.
While I’ll shed no tears for “Love Monkey” it is worrisome that networks are continuing the quick trigger policy. However there are signs of encouragement. NBC has given “The Office” and “My Name is Earl” full season renewals. Fox has ordered another pilot from Tim Minear who has created two potentially great shows that Fox has quickly cut (The Inside and Firefly). Perhaps the best sign of all is that the networks are cutting down their reality programming. Money will always win out over quality but perhaps the networks are willing to nurture quality programming for richer returns.
In the past couple of weeks we’ve seen a number of shows shelved or outright cancelled. Some have been mid season replacement shows like “Love Monkey” or Heather Graham’s new show, others have been new series that are going on a mysterious hiatus like “Commander in Chief”. It seems the networks now have a shorter attention span than us viewers which could mean rough waters ahead.
Now I’m certainly not saying that these shows don’t deserve to be cancelled. By all accounts watching a show where Heather Graham can not find a date is at best painful.Still a new show often needs time to grow and evolve. For every “Lost” that comes out smoking you have a “Simpsons.” Most people cringe when watching a first season “Simpsons” episode with their odd voices, smaller supporting cast, and simplistic stories. Arguably it took the “Simpsons” a full 2 or 3 seasons before it really hit its stride and clearly benefited from being on a new network that was willing to give it time.
“Love Monkey” struck me as the type of show that could have become something. Tom Cavanaugh almost made “Ed” a worthwhile show with his combination of comedic timing and straight man looks. He’s like the bastard son of both the Smothers Brothers. The problem with “Ed” is that it jumped full speed into the romance aspect of the show and neglected other parts. “Love Monkey” was the exact opposite. We immediately were presented with a group of friends and an occupation that provided the main conflict yet one knew that the show was heading towards that old cliché where the two best friends struggle towards expressing their romantic feelings. Usually this would get a big yawn from the old El Dog but in the hands of Cavanaugh and the wonderful Judy Greer this could have been worth watching.
While I’ll shed no tears for “Love Monkey” it is worrisome that networks are continuing the quick trigger policy. However there are signs of encouragement. NBC has given “The Office” and “My Name is Earl” full season renewals. Fox has ordered another pilot from Tim Minear who has created two potentially great shows that Fox has quickly cut (The Inside and Firefly). Perhaps the best sign of all is that the networks are cutting down their reality programming. Money will always win out over quality but perhaps the networks are willing to nurture quality programming for richer returns.
Monday, February 13, 2006
My Own “Dirty Little Pieces” (including actual truths and facts)
My name’s Elliot and I’m a spoil-a-holic. It’s been 18 months since my last spoiler. I’d like to share my story in the hopes that you don’t fall into the same trap.
I should have known that I’d be predisposed to this illness. For one, I used to pick up the occasional Soap Opera Digest in college to catch up on who’s coming and who’s going. Also I am part of the MTV generation whose short attention span demands instant gratification. Still I never knew how low I’d sink when I found my first online spoiler.
I was in my mid-twenties when I discovered online spoilers and started my downward spiral. I was searching for a recap for an episode of Buffy I had missed when I stumbled on a site that offered spoilers for future episodes. Intrigued I clicked on the link, ignoring the warnings that flashed. Upon my initial visit I was highly skeptical. Surely this was just conjecture based on coming attractions and magazine articles. I watched the show the next week and sure enough everything I read came true. I found myself laughing at jokes early or telling people not to open doors three scenes ahead of time. I wondered how could this happen? Is someone spying on the set and is this ethical. Those questions soon faded as I became lost in the ecstasy of knowing something others did not. Soon I was searching for spoilers about my other shows. What’s going to happen on the West Wing? Will Angel lose his soul? Then I started reading spoilers on shows I didn’t even watch. Will Luka and Abby end up together or will Carter come between them? Then like any addiction I needed new ways to get my fix and that’s when I started hurting my friends and family.
The problem was, as my habit grew it didn’t become satisfying enough that I knew, I had to share it with the people around me too. So I’d slyly hint that I knew something and while some were strong and told me to take a flying leap, others were weak and absorbed all I had to share. My darkest moment came when I revealed to myself and a friend the death of a character on a show. I justified it by saying I still didn’t know how the person will die and that might be just as important. Then the episode aired and a funny thing happened, the character did not die. In that moment I remembered the joy of actually being surprised by a plot twist. I went to my friends and admitted I had a problem. Now 3 years later I keep my nose pretty clean. Sure I still look ahead on my DVR for upcoming episodes but their descriptions are usually very broad and inaccurate. Once in a while I’ll read a message board for a show like Lost but only to catch little things I might have missed or to read theories about the future. I still go to Ain't It Cool News, but thankfully they only do spoiler lite and anything heavy is clearly marked. Take my advice reading spoilers will only hurt you and the one’s you love, so keep your nose clean and enjoy the shows.
I should have known that I’d be predisposed to this illness. For one, I used to pick up the occasional Soap Opera Digest in college to catch up on who’s coming and who’s going. Also I am part of the MTV generation whose short attention span demands instant gratification. Still I never knew how low I’d sink when I found my first online spoiler.
I was in my mid-twenties when I discovered online spoilers and started my downward spiral. I was searching for a recap for an episode of Buffy I had missed when I stumbled on a site that offered spoilers for future episodes. Intrigued I clicked on the link, ignoring the warnings that flashed. Upon my initial visit I was highly skeptical. Surely this was just conjecture based on coming attractions and magazine articles. I watched the show the next week and sure enough everything I read came true. I found myself laughing at jokes early or telling people not to open doors three scenes ahead of time. I wondered how could this happen? Is someone spying on the set and is this ethical. Those questions soon faded as I became lost in the ecstasy of knowing something others did not. Soon I was searching for spoilers about my other shows. What’s going to happen on the West Wing? Will Angel lose his soul? Then I started reading spoilers on shows I didn’t even watch. Will Luka and Abby end up together or will Carter come between them? Then like any addiction I needed new ways to get my fix and that’s when I started hurting my friends and family.
The problem was, as my habit grew it didn’t become satisfying enough that I knew, I had to share it with the people around me too. So I’d slyly hint that I knew something and while some were strong and told me to take a flying leap, others were weak and absorbed all I had to share. My darkest moment came when I revealed to myself and a friend the death of a character on a show. I justified it by saying I still didn’t know how the person will die and that might be just as important. Then the episode aired and a funny thing happened, the character did not die. In that moment I remembered the joy of actually being surprised by a plot twist. I went to my friends and admitted I had a problem. Now 3 years later I keep my nose pretty clean. Sure I still look ahead on my DVR for upcoming episodes but their descriptions are usually very broad and inaccurate. Once in a while I’ll read a message board for a show like Lost but only to catch little things I might have missed or to read theories about the future. I still go to Ain't It Cool News, but thankfully they only do spoiler lite and anything heavy is clearly marked. Take my advice reading spoilers will only hurt you and the one’s you love, so keep your nose clean and enjoy the shows.
Saturday, February 11, 2006
The Point Game- Olympic Edition
In honor of the Winter Games I thought I’d hand out medals instead of points this week. Of course in the Olympics there are no negative medals so I’ve come up with a few of my own.
Gold Medal- Arrested Development. One of the finest half hour comedies in the history of TV came to an end last night and while we should all shed one single tear lets all remember the fun sexy times we’ve had. Hopefully Showtime or ABC will pick it up but if not we can treasure the episodes we do have. See you all at the Mother Boy Convention next year.
Silver Medal- Apple. Nice to see a major corporation admit a mistake. This week Apple dropped their prices on the iPod shuffle and by doing so apologized to the consumers of the world. Asking $100 for an mp3 player with no display and very little storage was out of line, which is not to say that the shuffle doesn’t have its good points. It’s great for commuting short distances, work outs and obviously its small size is a big plus.
Bronze Medal- Oscar Hype. We’re only a scant 3 weeks away from the big day and the hype is pleasantly subdued. It’s probably due to the fact that none of the best picture nominees is a big studio film but let’s not look a gift horse in the mouth.
Chrome Medal- Al Michaels. I understand not wanting to work in a booth with Joe Theisman but if that means being traded to NBC for a cartoon bunny I’d take Theisman. Now, no matter what great accomplishments he’s had he will also always be known as the sportscaster traded for a cartoon bunny.
Aluminum Medal- McDonalds. I’ve been doing the drive by of the drive thru for the last couple of weeks keeping my eyes peeled for that most magic of all the McDonalds seasonal treats, the Shamrock Shake and I’ve been sorely disappointed. I know its February but isn’t it more seasonally appropriate to serve the Shamrock a month early as opposed to serving the Egg Nog Shake two months past its prime. Shame on you McDonalds, shame on you.
Tin Medal- The Olympics. First of all why is disco the offical music of the Turin games? The clips for the opening ceremonies last night were surreal even for an Olympic opening ceremony. Secondly, has it really been 4 years since Salt Lake City? I realize I’m sounding like a bitter old man more and more in these columns but I liked it better in the old days when the Winter and Summer games were held in the same year. That way while you were suffering through 4 weeks of ice dancing and biathlon in winter you knew the real games were just a few months away. Oh well at least all the hockey games are being televised on one of the 18 networks of NBC.
Gold Medal- Arrested Development. One of the finest half hour comedies in the history of TV came to an end last night and while we should all shed one single tear lets all remember the fun sexy times we’ve had. Hopefully Showtime or ABC will pick it up but if not we can treasure the episodes we do have. See you all at the Mother Boy Convention next year.
Silver Medal- Apple. Nice to see a major corporation admit a mistake. This week Apple dropped their prices on the iPod shuffle and by doing so apologized to the consumers of the world. Asking $100 for an mp3 player with no display and very little storage was out of line, which is not to say that the shuffle doesn’t have its good points. It’s great for commuting short distances, work outs and obviously its small size is a big plus.
Bronze Medal- Oscar Hype. We’re only a scant 3 weeks away from the big day and the hype is pleasantly subdued. It’s probably due to the fact that none of the best picture nominees is a big studio film but let’s not look a gift horse in the mouth.
Chrome Medal- Al Michaels. I understand not wanting to work in a booth with Joe Theisman but if that means being traded to NBC for a cartoon bunny I’d take Theisman. Now, no matter what great accomplishments he’s had he will also always be known as the sportscaster traded for a cartoon bunny.
Aluminum Medal- McDonalds. I’ve been doing the drive by of the drive thru for the last couple of weeks keeping my eyes peeled for that most magic of all the McDonalds seasonal treats, the Shamrock Shake and I’ve been sorely disappointed. I know its February but isn’t it more seasonally appropriate to serve the Shamrock a month early as opposed to serving the Egg Nog Shake two months past its prime. Shame on you McDonalds, shame on you.
Tin Medal- The Olympics. First of all why is disco the offical music of the Turin games? The clips for the opening ceremonies last night were surreal even for an Olympic opening ceremony. Secondly, has it really been 4 years since Salt Lake City? I realize I’m sounding like a bitter old man more and more in these columns but I liked it better in the old days when the Winter and Summer games were held in the same year. That way while you were suffering through 4 weeks of ice dancing and biathlon in winter you knew the real games were just a few months away. Oh well at least all the hockey games are being televised on one of the 18 networks of NBC.
Friday, February 10, 2006
What I'm...
…Reading
Cell by Stephen King- To answer your two questions, no he is not retired and no, this is not a literary adaptation of the J Lo movie with the scary costumes. This is however, King’s finest stand alone work in some time. I’ve got about a hundred pages left and I have no earthly idea where the characters or story are going to end up. I didn’t realize how much of a Stephen King fan I’ve been until I went through a list of his books the other day and found I’ve read over 20. I haven’t read much of his work in the last few years except for the Dark Tower series but Cell is classic King mixing gore, action, flawed characters, and the requisite twists and turns.
…Watching
Lost- With apologies to Eminem, “Guess who’s back? Back again. Lost is back. Tell a friend.” I’m not sure Lost really went anywhere but I know the popular opinion has been that this second season has been disappointing. I’ve been an avid supporter but the criticism was beginning to wear me down until this week. This one had it all; a gripping flashback that actually has relevance to what’s happening on the island, clues or red herrings given out as to why these folks are on the island, and a return to the first season conflict that we all grew to love. To top it off next weeks looks like a barn burner. Yes Virginia there is a Santa Claus and he’s actually showing new Lost 2 weeks in a row.
…Listening To
Most Played Songs on My iPod this Week
1. Hung Up- Madonna (Great performance at the Grammies)
2. Such Great Heights – Postal Service (I’m a little behind in catching on to this song but man it’s a beauty.)
3. For You I Will- Teddy Geiger (It’s from that Love Monkey show. I’m choosing to believe that this guy actually plays his own instruments and does his own singing.)
4. Little Babies– Sleater Kinney (Awesome iTunes Essential out there for a highly underrated band. This song takes me back to a time when my life was spent in a certain dank, dirty, wonderful basement in the MPLS.)
5. California Stars- Billy Bragg and Wilco (Another oldie but goodie I stumbled across on iTunes. Not a huge fan but this song is just about perfect)
Cell by Stephen King- To answer your two questions, no he is not retired and no, this is not a literary adaptation of the J Lo movie with the scary costumes. This is however, King’s finest stand alone work in some time. I’ve got about a hundred pages left and I have no earthly idea where the characters or story are going to end up. I didn’t realize how much of a Stephen King fan I’ve been until I went through a list of his books the other day and found I’ve read over 20. I haven’t read much of his work in the last few years except for the Dark Tower series but Cell is classic King mixing gore, action, flawed characters, and the requisite twists and turns.
…Watching
Lost- With apologies to Eminem, “Guess who’s back? Back again. Lost is back. Tell a friend.” I’m not sure Lost really went anywhere but I know the popular opinion has been that this second season has been disappointing. I’ve been an avid supporter but the criticism was beginning to wear me down until this week. This one had it all; a gripping flashback that actually has relevance to what’s happening on the island, clues or red herrings given out as to why these folks are on the island, and a return to the first season conflict that we all grew to love. To top it off next weeks looks like a barn burner. Yes Virginia there is a Santa Claus and he’s actually showing new Lost 2 weeks in a row.
…Listening To
Most Played Songs on My iPod this Week
1. Hung Up- Madonna (Great performance at the Grammies)
2. Such Great Heights – Postal Service (I’m a little behind in catching on to this song but man it’s a beauty.)
3. For You I Will- Teddy Geiger (It’s from that Love Monkey show. I’m choosing to believe that this guy actually plays his own instruments and does his own singing.)
4. Little Babies– Sleater Kinney (Awesome iTunes Essential out there for a highly underrated band. This song takes me back to a time when my life was spent in a certain dank, dirty, wonderful basement in the MPLS.)
5. California Stars- Billy Bragg and Wilco (Another oldie but goodie I stumbled across on iTunes. Not a huge fan but this song is just about perfect)
Thursday, February 09, 2006
Trumpets and Grammy Awards
So yesterday I promised the announcement of a new weekly column and I keep my promises. Starting tomorrow a new weekly column will appear entitled, “What I’m…?” I’ll share my thoughts and recommendations on what I’m watching, renting, reading, playing and listening too for the week. Why? Because I’ve got an ego that’s the size of a house and I need constant reinforcement that my taste is impeccable.
In the meantime, some running thoughts on the Grammy Awards as I watched them.
Gorillaz sounded kind of weak but De La Soul wrecked the house fantastic.
Wow Madonna still has it and then some. Great performance, especially the dance routine. I ran out on the commercial break and downloaded Hung Up off of iTunes.
I am shocked, and pleased, that Kelly Clarkson beat out people like Gwen, Bonnie Rait, Sir Paul and others to pick up her two awards. Not only that but I thought she tore down the house with her performance. I’ve never watched American Idol but I kind of wish I had when she was on. The girrrrrrrrrl kicks serious ass.
I don’t get Coldplay. They just don’t do it for me.
What’s with the intros before the performances?
I usually love doing these crazy duets but Bono’s voice does not work well with Mary J Blige’s. Also, will they ever stop playing One, isn’t that 10 years old now?
I was all ready to rip on Paul McCartney’s performance but then I saw him with Jay Z and Linkin Park and I have to admit that was pretty okay.
The choir reveal has become the greatest cliché in awards shows today. Remember when Mariah had paralyzing stage fright.
Why are music awards being held in basketball arenas more and more every year? Sure it allows for more fans to see the show but is that worth it when the fans are screaming teeny boppers?
Kanye West is mesmerizing. He’s one of those musicians you can’t help but watch to see what he does next. Loving the step team breakdown but wish he’d done more than the chorus to Touch the Sky.
How many lifetime achievement awards can go out in one night? It’s easier to get one of those then to get on a star on the walk of fame. Seacrest, I’m looking at you.
In the meantime, some running thoughts on the Grammy Awards as I watched them.
Gorillaz sounded kind of weak but De La Soul wrecked the house fantastic.
Wow Madonna still has it and then some. Great performance, especially the dance routine. I ran out on the commercial break and downloaded Hung Up off of iTunes.
I am shocked, and pleased, that Kelly Clarkson beat out people like Gwen, Bonnie Rait, Sir Paul and others to pick up her two awards. Not only that but I thought she tore down the house with her performance. I’ve never watched American Idol but I kind of wish I had when she was on. The girrrrrrrrrl kicks serious ass.
I don’t get Coldplay. They just don’t do it for me.
What’s with the intros before the performances?
I usually love doing these crazy duets but Bono’s voice does not work well with Mary J Blige’s. Also, will they ever stop playing One, isn’t that 10 years old now?
I was all ready to rip on Paul McCartney’s performance but then I saw him with Jay Z and Linkin Park and I have to admit that was pretty okay.
The choir reveal has become the greatest cliché in awards shows today. Remember when Mariah had paralyzing stage fright.
Why are music awards being held in basketball arenas more and more every year? Sure it allows for more fans to see the show but is that worth it when the fans are screaming teeny boppers?
Kanye West is mesmerizing. He’s one of those musicians you can’t help but watch to see what he does next. Loving the step team breakdown but wish he’d done more than the chorus to Touch the Sky.
How many lifetime achievement awards can go out in one night? It’s easier to get one of those then to get on a star on the walk of fame. Seacrest, I’m looking at you.
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
The column that never was and may never be.
Here we are at another Wednesday, and for the second week in a row I’ve got very little to write about in my New Release Extravaganza. I figured last week was a fluke and that this week I’d find many a new release to purchase and/or recommend. Sadly I only found one and it was a wrestling DVD entitled Bloodsport: ECW’s Most Violent Matches. While I’m not ashamed to say I still enjoy a good ‘rastling match, not much to recommend here unless you’re a fan of flaming tables, barb wire, Mexican death matches, Taipei death matches and other death matches of various national origins. (Note: For the more casual fan I recommend The Rise and Fall of ECW, a two disc set that documents the hardcore revolution and its impact on mainstream pro wrestling.)
The revelation that there is not much out there to write about for the second Wednesday in a row has lead me to retire the New Release Extravaganza column. I’ll still chime in when there is new music, DVDs, or books released that I recommend but this will no longer be a weekly feature. So I thought I’d finish up today with some thoughts on tonight’s Grammy awards. I might not catch much of them due to a new Lost, new Veronica Mars, and a new Project Runway but hey that’s what DVRs are for.
* Growing up the Grammy’s were third on my list of music awards shows after the Video Music Awards and the American Music Awards. As I grew older I realized that the AMAs were garbage and stuck solely with the VMAs. Now a funny thing has happened, the Grammy’s have become almost relevant. No one cares who wins what but the show now puts more emphasis on performance ala the VMAs. Starting with the Eminem/Elton John duet, to Prince and Beyonce to this years Madonna/Gorillaz collab, the Grammy producers are beginning to figure out how to make an award show enticing.
* When did the Grammy’s start having red carpet coverage on E! and TV Guide channel? Back in my day we only got Joan Rivers at the Oscars, Golden Globes and maybe the Emmy’s, and we like it (actually we hated it but you get the idea). On the plus side, if Issac Mizrahi is spitting inappropriate questions at the celebs like the Globes, then this might be entertaining.
* Looking forward to the Madonna/Gorillaz collaboration that’s kicking off the show.
* I’m pulling for Kanye and the Gorillaz in most of the big categories but I’m guessing we’ll see a lot of Mariah and Bruce. Like I said the actual award winners don’t hold much water so the outcomes shouldn’t be taken to heart.
* Hopefully the country music awards will be grouped in the 8 o’clock CST hour.
Tomorrow I’ll be back with some Grammy fall out and the announcement of a new weekly column that hopefully will last more then 2 weeks.
The revelation that there is not much out there to write about for the second Wednesday in a row has lead me to retire the New Release Extravaganza column. I’ll still chime in when there is new music, DVDs, or books released that I recommend but this will no longer be a weekly feature. So I thought I’d finish up today with some thoughts on tonight’s Grammy awards. I might not catch much of them due to a new Lost, new Veronica Mars, and a new Project Runway but hey that’s what DVRs are for.
* Growing up the Grammy’s were third on my list of music awards shows after the Video Music Awards and the American Music Awards. As I grew older I realized that the AMAs were garbage and stuck solely with the VMAs. Now a funny thing has happened, the Grammy’s have become almost relevant. No one cares who wins what but the show now puts more emphasis on performance ala the VMAs. Starting with the Eminem/Elton John duet, to Prince and Beyonce to this years Madonna/Gorillaz collab, the Grammy producers are beginning to figure out how to make an award show enticing.
* When did the Grammy’s start having red carpet coverage on E! and TV Guide channel? Back in my day we only got Joan Rivers at the Oscars, Golden Globes and maybe the Emmy’s, and we like it (actually we hated it but you get the idea). On the plus side, if Issac Mizrahi is spitting inappropriate questions at the celebs like the Globes, then this might be entertaining.
* Looking forward to the Madonna/Gorillaz collaboration that’s kicking off the show.
* I’m pulling for Kanye and the Gorillaz in most of the big categories but I’m guessing we’ll see a lot of Mariah and Bruce. Like I said the actual award winners don’t hold much water so the outcomes shouldn’t be taken to heart.
* Hopefully the country music awards will be grouped in the 8 o’clock CST hour.
Tomorrow I’ll be back with some Grammy fall out and the announcement of a new weekly column that hopefully will last more then 2 weeks.
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
DiG the MURDERBALL on the RIZE!
This has been quite the year for documentaries. I haven’t seen the one with vertically challenged birds wearing tuxes but I hear it’s golden. What I have seen are three variations of the classic road to glory documentary* each with its own take; Murderball, DiG, and Rize.
*(The term road to glory documentary may be a bit of misnomer since often the subjects do not make it to the top of the hill. For instance I would categorize Hoop Dreams as a road to glory documentary. For those of you that lived in a cave or will still in high school ten years ago, Hoop Dreams told the story of Arthur Agee and William Gates as they tried to achieve success on and off the hard courts of Chicago. While we see both struggle and in many instances fail, the film is important because it allows the viewer to experience the highs just as much as the subjects, many time because they are so far and few between.)
I’ve referenced DiG a couple of times on the blog which should tell you this is a movie that will stick in your head. Much like Hoop Dreams, our two subjects are products of different environments that seek the same goal, musical greatness, but the twist here is that the goals for each group evolve and change and the film challenges the audience to keep up. One group, The Dandy Warhols, seem to have all the luck and advantages. Whether its turning a low selling U.S. record into a top selling hit overseas or escaping almost certain arrest everything seems to flow for the Dandies. The other group, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, seems to take five steps back for every one step forward. Whether their lead man is having a bout of the crazies, or their inability to escape from the squalor of debt, the Massacre seems to be a study in pain, especially self induced pain. Sound pretty clear cut right? Wrong. The Dandies seems miserable after signing to a major label while the Massacre, seems to have achieved a new level of musical and to a lesser extent business success while living in a house with no furniture. The film turns into a study of how to cope with the realization that the Promised Land isn’t so promised and a study of how one genius can struggle to move forward in life while taking leaps in art. Each person in the film can be loved and hated at the drop of the hat but that makes it even more fun.
Murderball is the most standard road to glory documentary following the trials and tribulations of the U.S. Wheelchair Rugby team. Early in the film the U.S. team is upset in the World Championships by hated rival Canada, and while the film is set up for the inevitable rematch at the Para Olympics, the story goes through such a slow burn that you’re actually surprised when the team departs for Athens. Murderball is glossy, predictable, and heart tuggingly good. The great thing about following a team in a road to glory documentary is that you find each player is following their own path to individual achievement and that’s the true focus of the film.
Rize takes the most unusual approach to the road to glory documentary. Here we follow the story of urban dancers in the clowning/krumping movement in inner city LA, but there doesn’t appear to be a goal at the end of the road. About halfway through the film there is a battle dance and upon initial viewing the audience is tricked into thinking this is the conflict/climax of the film. You’re thinking, “Here, is where one person will triumph over their demons and succeed.” That section of the film comes and goes and you begin to see the true road to glory for the films characters. Its about putting forward a new art form and saving kids from spending time on the streets and that is the central struggle. In the end there is no flashy resolution, no winning shot, just the idea that this movement is continuing to evolve and grow. (On a side note, the film is visually breathtaking thanks to director David LaChapelle’s background in fashion photography and music videos. Most films this style are grainy and poorly lit. While not every scene is pristine, the dance segments that best exemplify the spirit and art of the film are worth watching over and over again.)
Check all three of these out and maybe the one about the Antarctica marching band too.
*(The term road to glory documentary may be a bit of misnomer since often the subjects do not make it to the top of the hill. For instance I would categorize Hoop Dreams as a road to glory documentary. For those of you that lived in a cave or will still in high school ten years ago, Hoop Dreams told the story of Arthur Agee and William Gates as they tried to achieve success on and off the hard courts of Chicago. While we see both struggle and in many instances fail, the film is important because it allows the viewer to experience the highs just as much as the subjects, many time because they are so far and few between.)
I’ve referenced DiG a couple of times on the blog which should tell you this is a movie that will stick in your head. Much like Hoop Dreams, our two subjects are products of different environments that seek the same goal, musical greatness, but the twist here is that the goals for each group evolve and change and the film challenges the audience to keep up. One group, The Dandy Warhols, seem to have all the luck and advantages. Whether its turning a low selling U.S. record into a top selling hit overseas or escaping almost certain arrest everything seems to flow for the Dandies. The other group, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, seems to take five steps back for every one step forward. Whether their lead man is having a bout of the crazies, or their inability to escape from the squalor of debt, the Massacre seems to be a study in pain, especially self induced pain. Sound pretty clear cut right? Wrong. The Dandies seems miserable after signing to a major label while the Massacre, seems to have achieved a new level of musical and to a lesser extent business success while living in a house with no furniture. The film turns into a study of how to cope with the realization that the Promised Land isn’t so promised and a study of how one genius can struggle to move forward in life while taking leaps in art. Each person in the film can be loved and hated at the drop of the hat but that makes it even more fun.
Murderball is the most standard road to glory documentary following the trials and tribulations of the U.S. Wheelchair Rugby team. Early in the film the U.S. team is upset in the World Championships by hated rival Canada, and while the film is set up for the inevitable rematch at the Para Olympics, the story goes through such a slow burn that you’re actually surprised when the team departs for Athens. Murderball is glossy, predictable, and heart tuggingly good. The great thing about following a team in a road to glory documentary is that you find each player is following their own path to individual achievement and that’s the true focus of the film.
Rize takes the most unusual approach to the road to glory documentary. Here we follow the story of urban dancers in the clowning/krumping movement in inner city LA, but there doesn’t appear to be a goal at the end of the road. About halfway through the film there is a battle dance and upon initial viewing the audience is tricked into thinking this is the conflict/climax of the film. You’re thinking, “Here, is where one person will triumph over their demons and succeed.” That section of the film comes and goes and you begin to see the true road to glory for the films characters. Its about putting forward a new art form and saving kids from spending time on the streets and that is the central struggle. In the end there is no flashy resolution, no winning shot, just the idea that this movement is continuing to evolve and grow. (On a side note, the film is visually breathtaking thanks to director David LaChapelle’s background in fashion photography and music videos. Most films this style are grainy and poorly lit. While not every scene is pristine, the dance segments that best exemplify the spirit and art of the film are worth watching over and over again.)
Check all three of these out and maybe the one about the Antarctica marching band too.
Monday, February 06, 2006
Super Bowl Ads and why I'm a sucker?
As I sit here recovering from a food coma, I had some thoughts on the great and all powerful Super Bowl from yesterday.
My favorite part of the ads are the previews for upcoming films as it ususally gives one a chance to get hyped for some mindless summer blockbusters. Sadly that was not the case last night as we got shorter versions of previews already in theaters, (Mission Impossible 3 and Pirates of the Caribbean), and ads for films that have no business advertising during the Super Bowl. The Adam Sandler flick looked like his version of the Jim Carey god movie and the Mos Def/Bruce Willis film looked like Die Hard 3...again. Maybe the only bright spots were the preview for Cars from Pixar and the preview for V for Vendetta. Not sure what either film is about yet but the visuals and editing used in the trailers at least peaked my interest.
Now on to the other ads. The Ameriquest ads made me laugh the hardest but I had to be reminded twice what they were selling. Likewise I loved the magic beer fridge spot but was it Bud Light or Miller Light. Sadly the commercials that made the most impact on me weren't the most creative or best executed but they did sell their product the past. For example, I don't know what Vault is but after watching that I want to know where I can get it and does it come in diet.
Halftime was what you expected. The Stones did the same thing they've done many times before and I'm sure there are people that enjoy that. Personally my favorite part was spotting the digital clocks on the stage that were counting down to the end of their performance.
Oh, I heard there was a game as well. Glad the Steelers won but the game continued a trend that started in the Rose Bowl of incompetent referees. I'm not just talking about bad calls but slow calls and too many midfield meetings. Where was Ed Hockuley and his gun show?
My favorite part of the ads are the previews for upcoming films as it ususally gives one a chance to get hyped for some mindless summer blockbusters. Sadly that was not the case last night as we got shorter versions of previews already in theaters, (Mission Impossible 3 and Pirates of the Caribbean), and ads for films that have no business advertising during the Super Bowl. The Adam Sandler flick looked like his version of the Jim Carey god movie and the Mos Def/Bruce Willis film looked like Die Hard 3...again. Maybe the only bright spots were the preview for Cars from Pixar and the preview for V for Vendetta. Not sure what either film is about yet but the visuals and editing used in the trailers at least peaked my interest.
Now on to the other ads. The Ameriquest ads made me laugh the hardest but I had to be reminded twice what they were selling. Likewise I loved the magic beer fridge spot but was it Bud Light or Miller Light. Sadly the commercials that made the most impact on me weren't the most creative or best executed but they did sell their product the past. For example, I don't know what Vault is but after watching that I want to know where I can get it and does it come in diet.
Halftime was what you expected. The Stones did the same thing they've done many times before and I'm sure there are people that enjoy that. Personally my favorite part was spotting the digital clocks on the stage that were counting down to the end of their performance.
Oh, I heard there was a game as well. Glad the Steelers won but the game continued a trend that started in the Rose Bowl of incompetent referees. I'm not just talking about bad calls but slow calls and too many midfield meetings. Where was Ed Hockuley and his gun show?
Saturday, February 04, 2006
The Point Game Week 2
As any faithful reader knows, the weekend brings the us to the Point Game. For those new readers the Point Game is where I award points to people and things in pop culture based on my mood. Today my mood is foul so watch out.
-3: The Colbert Report for their lack of bear related news this week. I'm a creature of habit and when I tune in to 4 nights of fake news a week there are certain things I expect; truthiness, congressional districts and bears. Without my threat down this week there's a good chance I might run into a bear this weekend and forget how vicious and blood thirsty they really are.
-2: Moxi (Charter Cable's DVR recorder) for not understanding the definition of repeat. When I program it to record new episodes only of the Real World/Road Rules Challenge, that's what I expect. Now I've got to waste 40 seconds deleting repeats scheduled to record on Tuesday at 4am. Moxi, pay more attention to my wants and less to your plans to take over the world.
+1: Survivor for the Exile Island concept. This is a twist I can get on board with. In just one week we've seen the game take root when one of the pretty young things decided to pretend to find the Idol. Nice idea but when the rest of your tribe decides to test your truthiness you'll be in trouble.
(Bonus 1 point to Survivor for splitting the groups into young/old men/women. Now I can fast forward and just watch the beautiful people play the game.)
-1: The Superbowl programmers for putting on the Stones at halftime when the game is in Motown. Now I know Eminem is asking to much but how about Kid Rock, Smokey Robinson or any of the other artists that hail for the motor city. I think I'll be watching the Puppy Bowl at halftime.
-600: The State of the Union. Bush and public speaking just don't mix. Lucky for him the 72 standing ovations gave him enough time to find his place on the teleprompter. I love my country and all but the State of the Union is anything but sound.
-3: The Democratic response to the State of the Union. I don't know who that little elf was but he said very little in a very long rebuttal.
-2: Ground Hog's day not being a national holiday. Every year I'm forced to waste a vacation day just to observe the time honored tradition of taking a twelver to the zoo, watching the groundhog and scaring childern.
+1: Oprah. I'm not a fan but in the last week she took responsibility for the James Frey book club dibacle and she scored the first interview with Dave Chapelle since he "went to Africa." While Dave didn't say much of anything it was still a coup for the Queen of all media.
-3: The Colbert Report for their lack of bear related news this week. I'm a creature of habit and when I tune in to 4 nights of fake news a week there are certain things I expect; truthiness, congressional districts and bears. Without my threat down this week there's a good chance I might run into a bear this weekend and forget how vicious and blood thirsty they really are.
-2: Moxi (Charter Cable's DVR recorder) for not understanding the definition of repeat. When I program it to record new episodes only of the Real World/Road Rules Challenge, that's what I expect. Now I've got to waste 40 seconds deleting repeats scheduled to record on Tuesday at 4am. Moxi, pay more attention to my wants and less to your plans to take over the world.
+1: Survivor for the Exile Island concept. This is a twist I can get on board with. In just one week we've seen the game take root when one of the pretty young things decided to pretend to find the Idol. Nice idea but when the rest of your tribe decides to test your truthiness you'll be in trouble.
(Bonus 1 point to Survivor for splitting the groups into young/old men/women. Now I can fast forward and just watch the beautiful people play the game.)
-1: The Superbowl programmers for putting on the Stones at halftime when the game is in Motown. Now I know Eminem is asking to much but how about Kid Rock, Smokey Robinson or any of the other artists that hail for the motor city. I think I'll be watching the Puppy Bowl at halftime.
-600: The State of the Union. Bush and public speaking just don't mix. Lucky for him the 72 standing ovations gave him enough time to find his place on the teleprompter. I love my country and all but the State of the Union is anything but sound.
-3: The Democratic response to the State of the Union. I don't know who that little elf was but he said very little in a very long rebuttal.
-2: Ground Hog's day not being a national holiday. Every year I'm forced to waste a vacation day just to observe the time honored tradition of taking a twelver to the zoo, watching the groundhog and scaring childern.
+1: Oprah. I'm not a fan but in the last week she took responsibility for the James Frey book club dibacle and she scored the first interview with Dave Chapelle since he "went to Africa." While Dave didn't say much of anything it was still a coup for the Queen of all media.
Friday, February 03, 2006
Happy Anniversary!
Well folks we’ve made it a whole week on the ol’ blog. I’ve learned some very important lessons in this short time.
1. Never make blanket statements about today’s culture without doing a little research. One day after declaring this the most musical era in my lifetime I hop online and see headlines on all the news sites telling me the music industry is in decline. To top it off its not downloads that’s killing music but lackluster artists. Hmmm note to self, I wonder if this is what it felt like when disco died.
2. Don’t play around on websites that offer free counters and polls for your blog. I spent the better part of the last two days adding, deleting, rewriting my blogs template thanks to some of the crap I’ve tried to add on. My advice, add a counter with no bells and whistles and that’s all. Simple clean lines that’s how we blog in the ‘06.
3. Even if you think some people you know might not appreciate your blog, invite them to check it out anyway. Really the outpouring of support from all walks of life has been overwhelming. Kudos to you readers.
4. Set aside time for writing and stick to it. If you put off your column until the end of the day then you might wind up with some half assed topic like congratulating yourself on your 1 week anniversary.
Excelsior,
P Cobb
1. Never make blanket statements about today’s culture without doing a little research. One day after declaring this the most musical era in my lifetime I hop online and see headlines on all the news sites telling me the music industry is in decline. To top it off its not downloads that’s killing music but lackluster artists. Hmmm note to self, I wonder if this is what it felt like when disco died.
2. Don’t play around on websites that offer free counters and polls for your blog. I spent the better part of the last two days adding, deleting, rewriting my blogs template thanks to some of the crap I’ve tried to add on. My advice, add a counter with no bells and whistles and that’s all. Simple clean lines that’s how we blog in the ‘06.
3. Even if you think some people you know might not appreciate your blog, invite them to check it out anyway. Really the outpouring of support from all walks of life has been overwhelming. Kudos to you readers.
4. Set aside time for writing and stick to it. If you put off your column until the end of the day then you might wind up with some half assed topic like congratulating yourself on your 1 week anniversary.
Excelsior,
P Cobb
Thursday, February 02, 2006
Muzak
I'm over 30 and music should be none of my business. This should be the age where I start to slip into the music graveyard, listening to the same 10 albums from my glory years while discovering the silky pleasures of Yanni. Yet, somewhere along the line I screwed up, because at age 30-something I’m listening to more music then I did when I was 23. (23 being the average age of when people listen to the most music) I’m not alone either music is in our public conscious more so than I can ever remember.
Television is a huge reason why. Recently TV has discovered what film producers have known for years; music can help sell your show/movie but also help tell the story. Even 10 years ago it was tough to find any TV dramas using songs. Now shows like Buffy, The O.C. and Veronica Mars are used as sales tools by the industry encouraging viewers to listen to the next great thing. As cynical as I am, I find this completely refreshing. The music directors on shows like these take their time to pick music that fits the scenes unlike say 90210 where in the middle of a serious scene Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam would start playing in the background.
Comedies have also gotten in on the act. Looking back I think Friends deserves partial credit. When Ross and Rachel first declared their love it was to U2’s “With or Without You," and I remember thinking I can'’t believe they paid the royalties to use that song (and boy does this show bite). While Friends was more of a one time groundbreaker, Scrubs is a trendsetter. The fantasy aspect of Scrubs lends itself to many musical opportunities which allows the show to use both obscure 80's hits and new indie darlings.
Its rare these days to watch a show and not walk away with some kind of musical impression. Even Lost a show that relies on its orchestral design almost exclusively had one the great musical moments of the year when season 2 opened with Mama Cass' "Make Your Own Kind of Music." The key to this revolution is the ability for instant gratification and that'’s where iTunes comes in.
iTunes is a great invention period! Not only does it allow us to digitally update all the best songs from our cassette tape collection (Heavy D, I'm looking at you), but it also makes it criminally easy to latch on to new music. However as with all great things one most use it wisely. For every Death Cab for Cutie song I downloaded last year there was a Gwen Stefani song to match it. Did I really need to download "Hollaback Girl”? Still the fact that I can watch an episode of Veronica Mars, hear a classic Elvis Costello song I haven'’t listened to in years, and then put it on my iPod all in the span of 5 minutes is pretty freaking awesome.
Music is everywhere. People invest weeks of their lives on American Idol and rush out to buy the winner's song not just because of the music (please not the music) but because they like the person. Movies like DiG! show the struggle of great little bands. TV shows like Love Monkey use the music industry as a workplace and don't even get me started on all the reality shows following musicians. The beauty of this all is that I have discovered more music old and new in the last few years than I have in the previous 10...oh and the best thing is that a Brian Jonestown Massacre song is the same price as Madonna’s new single and just as easy to find.
Television is a huge reason why. Recently TV has discovered what film producers have known for years; music can help sell your show/movie but also help tell the story. Even 10 years ago it was tough to find any TV dramas using songs. Now shows like Buffy, The O.C. and Veronica Mars are used as sales tools by the industry encouraging viewers to listen to the next great thing. As cynical as I am, I find this completely refreshing. The music directors on shows like these take their time to pick music that fits the scenes unlike say 90210 where in the middle of a serious scene Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam would start playing in the background.
Comedies have also gotten in on the act. Looking back I think Friends deserves partial credit. When Ross and Rachel first declared their love it was to U2’s “With or Without You," and I remember thinking I can'’t believe they paid the royalties to use that song (and boy does this show bite). While Friends was more of a one time groundbreaker, Scrubs is a trendsetter. The fantasy aspect of Scrubs lends itself to many musical opportunities which allows the show to use both obscure 80's hits and new indie darlings.
Its rare these days to watch a show and not walk away with some kind of musical impression. Even Lost a show that relies on its orchestral design almost exclusively had one the great musical moments of the year when season 2 opened with Mama Cass' "Make Your Own Kind of Music." The key to this revolution is the ability for instant gratification and that'’s where iTunes comes in.
iTunes is a great invention period! Not only does it allow us to digitally update all the best songs from our cassette tape collection (Heavy D, I'm looking at you), but it also makes it criminally easy to latch on to new music. However as with all great things one most use it wisely. For every Death Cab for Cutie song I downloaded last year there was a Gwen Stefani song to match it. Did I really need to download "Hollaback Girl”? Still the fact that I can watch an episode of Veronica Mars, hear a classic Elvis Costello song I haven'’t listened to in years, and then put it on my iPod all in the span of 5 minutes is pretty freaking awesome.
Music is everywhere. People invest weeks of their lives on American Idol and rush out to buy the winner's song not just because of the music (please not the music) but because they like the person. Movies like DiG! show the struggle of great little bands. TV shows like Love Monkey use the music industry as a workplace and don't even get me started on all the reality shows following musicians. The beauty of this all is that I have discovered more music old and new in the last few years than I have in the previous 10...oh and the best thing is that a Brian Jonestown Massacre song is the same price as Madonna’s new single and just as easy to find.
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
When Great Plans Go Awry?
When I started crafting ideas for a daily blog I realized I would have to create some theme days that would allow me a pre-assigned topic. On weekends it would be the Point Game and on Wednesday’s it would be New Release Extravaganza. I intended to write about the new releases on DVD and music that I picked up and/or recommended. Now as I wake up and write my first New Release Extravaganza column I’ve come to a horrible realization; nothing new or any interest came out yesterday. No releases=No column. My predicament made me think…what would Santino do?
Who’s Santino? Probably the most consistently entertaining reality TV star since the crazy widowed Jesus family from last fall’s Amazing Race. Santino can be found on my latest guilty reality pleasure, Project Runway. Let me be upfront in saying I know little to nothing about fashion, especially women’s fashion, yet I find this show pretty captivating. It certainly has all the prerequisites for a successful show:
Interesting Challenges (design an outfit with the clothes of your back, get out!)
Super Hot Host (even though she’s preggers)
Holeyer Than Thou Judges (not sure what the second judge lady actually does but is high fashion really wearing a wife beater on TV every week?)
Minority Stereotypes (the whole spectrum of gay stereotypes plus the obligatory bitchey black woman thrown in for good measure)
Contestants You Want to Cheer For (really the remaining cast all have a likeable quality but I’m hoping for Chloe or Daniel)
Contestants You Love to Hate (Marla, the English lady, the first season reject, and Zulema please just sew your outfit in a competent fashion and stop whining)
So what would Santino do faced with my dilemma? He’d probably make some snarky comments and put together a column on whatever he had in front of him in a haphazard yet slightly effective way. In my case that’s a rerun of Project Runway.
Slightly effective.
Who’s Santino? Probably the most consistently entertaining reality TV star since the crazy widowed Jesus family from last fall’s Amazing Race. Santino can be found on my latest guilty reality pleasure, Project Runway. Let me be upfront in saying I know little to nothing about fashion, especially women’s fashion, yet I find this show pretty captivating. It certainly has all the prerequisites for a successful show:
Interesting Challenges (design an outfit with the clothes of your back, get out!)
Super Hot Host (even though she’s preggers)
Holeyer Than Thou Judges (not sure what the second judge lady actually does but is high fashion really wearing a wife beater on TV every week?)
Minority Stereotypes (the whole spectrum of gay stereotypes plus the obligatory bitchey black woman thrown in for good measure)
Contestants You Want to Cheer For (really the remaining cast all have a likeable quality but I’m hoping for Chloe or Daniel)
Contestants You Love to Hate (Marla, the English lady, the first season reject, and Zulema please just sew your outfit in a competent fashion and stop whining)
So what would Santino do faced with my dilemma? He’d probably make some snarky comments and put together a column on whatever he had in front of him in a haphazard yet slightly effective way. In my case that’s a rerun of Project Runway.
Slightly effective.
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