In honor of all the Curb Your Enthusiasm I've been watching this last week I thought I'd pay tribute by talking smack and praising some things we use everyday.
-3: Crepe Paper- Other than streamers what is crepe paper good for? It's so flimsy that I don't think it's even earned the right to be called paper.
-2: Glad Scented Oil Candles- Why make a candle that burns out in 3 hours? Sure it smells nice but I expect a candle to last many burnings not just one.
+2: Coat Hooks In Restaurants- Sure you might have to sit through your meal and worry someone might take your coat but at least you don't have to worry about people brushing up against it on your chair or a waiter spilling something on it.
-4: Internet Cookies- I'm not sure if I'm even assigning blame in the right place but I'm tired of always being recognized when I go back to web sites. On Friday a friend used my computer and all of a sudden I was entered into a NCAA Tourney Bracket with his coworkers and that's just awkard and uncomfortable.
+2: Lava Lamps- At 30something I just came into possession of my first lava lamp after a friend was going to throw it out. Now I'm not sure I see all of the appeal since I'm not hopped up on goof balls but I have discovered that its a great hand warmer as the central column gets quite hot. Check back in a few weeks when I subtract points from the lava lamp for the fire it's questionable wiring causes.
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