A lot of you have been telling me that you’re looking forward to my coverage of the latest new low in TV history, Paris Hilton’s My New BFF. It’s a fair question given some of the drivel that I consume on a regular basis however I’m happy to report that I’m about to prove you wrong. Here are the top 10 reasons I won’t be tuning in:
10. Can’t enjoy watching Paris unless she’s in night vision
9. It’s tough to care about a search for a bff when I can watch a search for the next venereal disease on A Shot of Love, Rock of Love, Flavor of Love, NeXt, etc.
8. Waiting for Brody Jenner’s show.
7. Waiting for Whitney’s Hills spin-off.
6. While the competitions are sure to be degrading, nothing will top the self-degradation of vying for Paris Hilton’s “friendship”.
5. I’m waiting for season 2 as I have a sneaky feeling that Paris won’t find true friendship this time round.
4. If we encourage this, what’s next, New York Goes to Hollywood? Oh, wait….
3. In the event you’re reading this after I’ve passed, I want you to think better of me.
2. Its Paris fucking Hilton!!!!
1. Aww who am I kidding I’m just waiting for a marathon in a few weekends.
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