In honor of the mark of the beast, I thought I’d list a few signs of the apocalypse that have come to my attention this 6th day of the 6th month of the 6th year (of the 21st century).
6. The Omen remake. Based on the reviews and the previews this looks like another horrible remake. In this case the filmmakers have no excuse. They should have started planning for this at least 6 years ago after the world didn’t end at the millennium and they knew we’d see a 6/6/06.
6. 7th Heaven brought back by the CW after being cancelled. Talk about resurrections; could this be the modern day equivalent of Jesus coming back to Earth?
6. Dwayne Roloson injures himself in game 1 of the Stanley Cup finals and misses the chance to tie Grant Fuhr’s record of consecutive playoff starts by 1 game. Makes me think the ghost of Fuhr was in the rafters last night or a living Fuhr covered in cocaine.
6. Kristin C. of Laguna Beach fame rumored to play Daisy Duke in sequel to Dukes of Hazard. Now the sign of the apocalypse is not Kristin’s acting, but the fact that they’re making a sequel to The Dukes of Hazard.
6. MTV airs reality show, Fast Inc, that’s actually centered around people older then 21. Of course the show sucks so either it will be off the air in no time or become the network’s biggest hit ever.
6. Stone Phillips defeats Stephen Colbert in gravitas off. It’s always hard to see your heroes fall but especially so on their 100th show.
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