Monday, November 19, 2007

10 Things I’m Least Thankful For

Since we’re approaching Turkey Day, I thought I’d present my annual look at what I’m thankful for and what I’m not thankful for. Let’s start with the negativity first:

10. Distance (literal and figurative)

9. The term Va-jay-jay

8. Celebrity Apprentice (I know it’s not even on the air yet but I’m already despising the cast made up of retreads and has-beens like Omarosa, Tito Ortiz, and the lady from Taxi.)

7. Brad Childress and his “kick ass offense”

6. The resurgence of generic ringtones.

5. The effect the Writer’s Guild strike could and has had on the returning Lost and 24.

4. Viral Videos

3. Ellen

2. The redone Sizzler on Best Week Ever. (Talk about ruining a good segment.)

1. The Bush administration and their continued policies that manage to mix oppression and reckless abandon to terrifying new heights.

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