It was bound to happen that MTV’s pop culture black hole The Hills would have a spinoff. Surprisingly it took over 4 seasons and it centers on one of the least seen, most “normal” characters. While Speidi create attention getting false storylines on their own, and Audrina becomes dumber by the minute, little old Whitney Port has wound up with the spinoff prize in The City.
Next to LC’s number one confidant Lo, Whitney was my fav on The Hills. Her exaggerated facial expressions while listening to the absolute drivel that is Lauren’s life was entertaining all on its own. Furthermore, Whitney often seemed like she had a life outside of Lauren’s and that she actually cared about the non-TV career she was working in. All these factors made me think we’d never see Whitney get a show, but when MTV or her own merits, secured her a position with Diane von Furstenberg, off to the big scary city she went…and I couldn’t wait to follow.
However, now that I’ve been able to digest the first hour of Whitney’s adventures in The City aka NYC, I’m feeling a bit ambivalent. It’s just odd to see Whitney in the lead roll and her obvious dedication to work makes it a little more difficult to fit in as much drama as her Hills co-stars. Still we were introduced to some potential troublemakers in the pilot. First off, we got society girl Olivia who clearly despises Whit-Whit and her LA ways. Then we get Jay, Whitney’s instant love interest whom she met last season on The Hills. Jay certainly has a potential to be as disgustingly laughable as JustinBobby but right now he falls more in the Brody/Doug column as just gross and boring. Balding model Alex stopped by to start some trouble and I couldn’t help but think poor Whitney didn’t know what she agreed to when she let MTV write her life. There are a few other folks floating about like useless couch provider Erin, who’s clearly supposed to be playing the Whitney-role, and Adam, Jay’s roommate, who apparently only sees him once a week so they can discuss Whitney.
I think the most troublesome aspect is that everyone except Whitney seems to know everyone else (NYC is a small town after all). It’s as if MTV “cast” this group and then figured out which outsider they could drop in to their midst. The first few eps of The Hills though was similarly problematic as viewers were left asking who’s this Audrina lady and when did Heidi become LC’s best friend? We can only hope that the drama these folks cook up is as rewarding as what we got out of those then strangers.
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Quick Wii Review: Rock Band 2
I am a product loyalist to a fault. As a kid, I stuck with Coke through the New Coke fiasco. I stick with bad shows like Heroes. You really don’t have to look any further than my incomprehensible loyalty to the Minnesota Vikings (yesterday’s victory notwithstanding). Therefore, it wasn’t even a question to me which music game sequel I’d buy this year between Guitar Hero World Tour and Rock Band 2. Guitar Hero III and Guitar Hero Aerosmith had treated me very well and they had been the first music games to hit the Wii. The way I figured it, they deserved my loyalty. Now after playing Rock Band 2 for a couple of days I think my loyalty was misplaced.
Released for the Wii just last week, Rock Band 2 sweetened its appeal right off the bat by declaring that it was compatible with Guitar Hero World Tour instruments. There’s no way I’d have purchased the game if I had to drop another $190 bucks on drums, guitars, and mics. The fact that Rock Band 2 realized they were coming to the party late and had enough foresight to anticipate the gripes of people like myself, was encouraging. For those that have lived under a rock, the game play is identical to GH; strum your guitar, beat your drum, hit your pitch. No matter which game you’re playing this is the meat of your music game sandwich and both deliver. However, Rock Band 2 beats GH to a bloody mess when it comes to all the stuff in between. The graphics are astonishingly better for one. Rock Band 2 pushes the Wii graphic envelope for a game of this type and the results are appreciated. The layout of the screen is also a dramatic improvement over its competitor. The meter, star/overdrive indicator, and point totals are laid out in a way where all band members can see and understand them clearly. Meanwhile, even the menu navigation puts GH to shame. The create-a-character aspect is far deeper and the song list is even longer. The only thing I can’t weigh in on are the instruments themselves but I’m happy to report that the GH instrument compatibility is definitely all there.
To put it plainly Rock Band 2 kicks Guitar Hero World Tour’s ass in every way possible.
Released for the Wii just last week, Rock Band 2 sweetened its appeal right off the bat by declaring that it was compatible with Guitar Hero World Tour instruments. There’s no way I’d have purchased the game if I had to drop another $190 bucks on drums, guitars, and mics. The fact that Rock Band 2 realized they were coming to the party late and had enough foresight to anticipate the gripes of people like myself, was encouraging. For those that have lived under a rock, the game play is identical to GH; strum your guitar, beat your drum, hit your pitch. No matter which game you’re playing this is the meat of your music game sandwich and both deliver. However, Rock Band 2 beats GH to a bloody mess when it comes to all the stuff in between. The graphics are astonishingly better for one. Rock Band 2 pushes the Wii graphic envelope for a game of this type and the results are appreciated. The layout of the screen is also a dramatic improvement over its competitor. The meter, star/overdrive indicator, and point totals are laid out in a way where all band members can see and understand them clearly. Meanwhile, even the menu navigation puts GH to shame. The create-a-character aspect is far deeper and the song list is even longer. The only thing I can’t weigh in on are the instruments themselves but I’m happy to report that the GH instrument compatibility is definitely all there.
To put it plainly Rock Band 2 kicks Guitar Hero World Tour’s ass in every way possible.
Saturday, December 27, 2008
Top 5 Movies of 2008
Most Disappointing (tie): Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and my lack of movie viewing
If the latest Indiana Jones movie featured characters that resembled ones from the past movies and didn’t have the words Indiana or Jones in the title than it would have missed a spot on this list good or bad. Truthfully, the movie was forgettable fun much like the first installment of the Mummy franchise. I certainly wouldn’t have run out to catch it but if it came on TV, I would have given it a shot. Unfortunately, since it was one of the most anticipated movies of the summer and the first new Indy adventure in over a decade, it was saddled with expectations. Some might say those expectations were unwarranted but damn it all, this is Indiana Jones and I want to see him act like Indiana frakking Jones.
My other big disappointment is in myself. While I’ve certainly become more of a TV person than a film person over the last few years, this was a new low in viewership. As I write this, I think it’s a damn good thing that 5 of the 10+ movies I saw this year were of outstanding quality or I wouldn’t even have a list.
5. Burn After Reading
I might be reaching by putting this on my top 5 list because the latest Cohen brother’s flick didn’t stick with me, but in the moment, this was one of the best experiences of the year. The mix of farce and slapstick keeps the audience on their toes and Brad Pitt, hair and all, further develops himself as one of our great actors.
4. Tropic Thunder
If not for Heath Ledger, I whole-heartedly believe that Robert Downey Jr. would be the deserving favorite for this year’s Best Supporting Actor Oscar. His portrayal of a true method actor in Tropic Thunder is so layered and so intense that it almost feels out of place in this insider comedy. I think the reason it works though is that this film is funny as hell. In an age of Apatow-mania, Ben Stiller reminds us that comedies don’t have to about sex and relationships; they can also be about mocking each other and ourselves. While I thought there was a little too much of him, you have to give Tom Cruise credit for pulling off his role as a studio head. Likewise, Jack Black should be given similar credit for finding the funny again and being selective about his choice of movies. I’m not a Stiller fan as an actor but he really knows how to direct comedy as this opus proves.
3. Hellboy II- The Golden Army
I want to take Guillermo Del Toro behind the bleachers and get him pregnant. That is how much I love this man’s films. While I was put off by Pan’s Labyrinth, I still find it to be a film I’m fascinated by and love to discuss. I think his studio work is amazing going back to the underappreciated Blade II. Hellboy was a good melding of studio desires with his aesthetics and Hellboy II expands on that and is a perfect marriage. Just an unbelievably beautiful film with humor and drama.
2. Iron Man
Hands down the greatest comic book movie ever. I love the first two X Men, and the new Batman flicks (see below) but this movie is the finest adaptation of a comic book I’ve ever witnessed. It was as if the pages came to life. Robert Downey Jr. was a spot on Tony Stark and for the first time I found an origin story to be truly engrossing. I’ve never been much of an Iron Man fan since he’s sort of the anti Bruce Wayne but if every adventure he has is as fun as this one, then count me in. Oh and by the way, I hope everyone has noticed the Jon Favreau is developing into one of our finest studio directors. Lastly, you have to give props to Marvel who is finally acknowledging the benefit of tying their film universe together.
1.(tie) The Dark Knight and Wall-E
If Iron Man was the best comic book movie of the year than where does that leave Batman and his second, second outing? In my mind, it leaves it as the best picture of the year. Sure, it is based on an iconic comic book hero but I found myself getting lost in the world director Chris Nolan has created. I hardly found myself referencing his first outstanding foray into Gotham, Batman Begins, let alone the hundreds of comic book stories I’ve read. Heath Ledger turned in the performance of the year and the rest of the cast shined. It was a stunning commentary on our society and a philosophical thinker. Plus, things blowed up real good.
Wall-E gave an equally stunning commentary on our society and did so in a completely different way. Pixar hit a home run yet again but did it by poking fun and by poking society's collective fat ass. The first mostly silent 30 minutes is the kind of film making that leaves your jaw firmly planted on the floor. Not only was it the best animated picture of the year but I truly believe it deserves a best picture nomination as well.
Looking Ahead to 2009: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
I hate Twilight and I hate Warner Brothers. Did they move Harry because they were afraid of box office competition from the vegan vamps or was it simply a budget move? Either way it sucks worse than Twilight that we have to wait until next summer. Worse yet the final book adaptation, split into two movies, probably won’t hit the screens until 2010 and 2011 respectively. All that disappointment aside, I cannot wait to see the dark tones of the sixth book on the big screen.
If the latest Indiana Jones movie featured characters that resembled ones from the past movies and didn’t have the words Indiana or Jones in the title than it would have missed a spot on this list good or bad. Truthfully, the movie was forgettable fun much like the first installment of the Mummy franchise. I certainly wouldn’t have run out to catch it but if it came on TV, I would have given it a shot. Unfortunately, since it was one of the most anticipated movies of the summer and the first new Indy adventure in over a decade, it was saddled with expectations. Some might say those expectations were unwarranted but damn it all, this is Indiana Jones and I want to see him act like Indiana frakking Jones.
My other big disappointment is in myself. While I’ve certainly become more of a TV person than a film person over the last few years, this was a new low in viewership. As I write this, I think it’s a damn good thing that 5 of the 10+ movies I saw this year were of outstanding quality or I wouldn’t even have a list.
5. Burn After Reading
I might be reaching by putting this on my top 5 list because the latest Cohen brother’s flick didn’t stick with me, but in the moment, this was one of the best experiences of the year. The mix of farce and slapstick keeps the audience on their toes and Brad Pitt, hair and all, further develops himself as one of our great actors.
4. Tropic Thunder
If not for Heath Ledger, I whole-heartedly believe that Robert Downey Jr. would be the deserving favorite for this year’s Best Supporting Actor Oscar. His portrayal of a true method actor in Tropic Thunder is so layered and so intense that it almost feels out of place in this insider comedy. I think the reason it works though is that this film is funny as hell. In an age of Apatow-mania, Ben Stiller reminds us that comedies don’t have to about sex and relationships; they can also be about mocking each other and ourselves. While I thought there was a little too much of him, you have to give Tom Cruise credit for pulling off his role as a studio head. Likewise, Jack Black should be given similar credit for finding the funny again and being selective about his choice of movies. I’m not a Stiller fan as an actor but he really knows how to direct comedy as this opus proves.
3. Hellboy II- The Golden Army
I want to take Guillermo Del Toro behind the bleachers and get him pregnant. That is how much I love this man’s films. While I was put off by Pan’s Labyrinth, I still find it to be a film I’m fascinated by and love to discuss. I think his studio work is amazing going back to the underappreciated Blade II. Hellboy was a good melding of studio desires with his aesthetics and Hellboy II expands on that and is a perfect marriage. Just an unbelievably beautiful film with humor and drama.
2. Iron Man
Hands down the greatest comic book movie ever. I love the first two X Men, and the new Batman flicks (see below) but this movie is the finest adaptation of a comic book I’ve ever witnessed. It was as if the pages came to life. Robert Downey Jr. was a spot on Tony Stark and for the first time I found an origin story to be truly engrossing. I’ve never been much of an Iron Man fan since he’s sort of the anti Bruce Wayne but if every adventure he has is as fun as this one, then count me in. Oh and by the way, I hope everyone has noticed the Jon Favreau is developing into one of our finest studio directors. Lastly, you have to give props to Marvel who is finally acknowledging the benefit of tying their film universe together.
1.(tie) The Dark Knight and Wall-E
If Iron Man was the best comic book movie of the year than where does that leave Batman and his second, second outing? In my mind, it leaves it as the best picture of the year. Sure, it is based on an iconic comic book hero but I found myself getting lost in the world director Chris Nolan has created. I hardly found myself referencing his first outstanding foray into Gotham, Batman Begins, let alone the hundreds of comic book stories I’ve read. Heath Ledger turned in the performance of the year and the rest of the cast shined. It was a stunning commentary on our society and a philosophical thinker. Plus, things blowed up real good.
Wall-E gave an equally stunning commentary on our society and did so in a completely different way. Pixar hit a home run yet again but did it by poking fun and by poking society's collective fat ass. The first mostly silent 30 minutes is the kind of film making that leaves your jaw firmly planted on the floor. Not only was it the best animated picture of the year but I truly believe it deserves a best picture nomination as well.
Looking Ahead to 2009: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
I hate Twilight and I hate Warner Brothers. Did they move Harry because they were afraid of box office competition from the vegan vamps or was it simply a budget move? Either way it sucks worse than Twilight that we have to wait until next summer. Worse yet the final book adaptation, split into two movies, probably won’t hit the screens until 2010 and 2011 respectively. All that disappointment aside, I cannot wait to see the dark tones of the sixth book on the big screen.
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Top 5 Restaurant Meals of 2008
Most Disappointing: Chinese Food in Madison
Another year in Madison and another year without a decent twice-cooked pork or kung pao chicken. I started the year with such hope for Tom’s Red Pepper but was utterly disappointed. Then I heard great things about the chef at China Palace but he took off for greener pastures in Chicago. I’ve pretty much given up on ever finding good Szechuan in town and settling for the multitude of excellent ethnic restaurants we have.
5. Liliana’s
A breath of fresh air in suburban Madison, Liliana’s brings Creole flavor to the table while moderating the spice. I might be a spicy food enthusiast but I enjoy flavor most of all. Whether it was the hushpuppies flecked with jalapeno and cranberries or the layered flavors of the etoufee, Liliana’s exceeded expectations at every corner.
Liliana’s, 2951 Triverton Pike, Fitchburg, WI (608) 442-4444
4. Humpy’s
This Anchorage bar/restaurant was the first stop on our trip to Alaska and perhaps the most memorable. Their halibut fish and chips were fried perfectly. The fish was fresh and absorbed all the fried goodness and the fries were above average. We also had some mini King Crab cakes. A nice mix of crab and filler these dandies came with a great garlic aioli. Plus, this began a weekend where I got to sample many great micro brews.
Humpy's, 610 West 6th Avenue, Anchorage, Alaska USA, (907)276-BEER
3. El Dorado Grill
Sometimes I wish I could live at the El Dorado Grill. On Sundays in 2008, I practically did. Their Sunday brunch is the best in town. The banana pecan pancakes are the best cakes in town especially when paired with chile butter. The vegetable chilaquilas are my favorite breakfast dish of the year as the layers of cheese, veggies and tortillas melt together in your mouth. Throw in excellent sides of potatoes and beans and you’ve got the whole deal. Oh wait, I almost forgot about the best god damn Bloody Mary in town. Their Killer Bloody Murder features their house-made chili vodka and provides the perfect kick to your morning. A recent take out order from their BBQ smokehouse only furthered their standing as one of my favorites.
El Dorado Grill, 744 Williamson St, Madison, WI, 608-280-WEST
2. The Strip Club
Every dish at this St. Paul establishment was a culinary adventure. The rib eye special with avocado butter and roasted pumpkin might be the best dish I had all year. The pumpkin soup was by far the soup of the year and the venison wrapped in pancetta causes me to salivate just by thinking about it. Located outside of downtown in the Dayton’s Bluff area, The Strip Club is by far the best restaurant I visited in the Twin Cities last year and a culinary delight all should be lucky enough to enjoy.
The Strip Club, 378 Maria Avenue St Paul, MN 651-793-6247
1. Fresco
You know a restaurant is great when they can take an ingredient you don’t care for and make it shine. Fresco did just that with their beet salad by making the locally raised beets sing in my mouth. The various textures and tastes were a theme in the Fresco dishes I experienced. The halibut dish served in a spring lemon beurre blanc was amazing and their deserts were to die for. The seasonal menu always highlights the best local ingredients and chef John Jerabek does amazing work with them.
Fresco, 227 State St, Madison, WI, 608-663-7374
Looking Forward to 2009: Sonic comes to Madison
I know it's not a new gourmet restaurant opening but in light of the recession this actually makes sense. Drive-in king Sonic finally comes to our area after invading the Twin Cities in 2008. Their smoothies are addictive and their burgers devine (at least on a fast food scale).
Another year in Madison and another year without a decent twice-cooked pork or kung pao chicken. I started the year with such hope for Tom’s Red Pepper but was utterly disappointed. Then I heard great things about the chef at China Palace but he took off for greener pastures in Chicago. I’ve pretty much given up on ever finding good Szechuan in town and settling for the multitude of excellent ethnic restaurants we have.
5. Liliana’s
A breath of fresh air in suburban Madison, Liliana’s brings Creole flavor to the table while moderating the spice. I might be a spicy food enthusiast but I enjoy flavor most of all. Whether it was the hushpuppies flecked with jalapeno and cranberries or the layered flavors of the etoufee, Liliana’s exceeded expectations at every corner.
Liliana’s, 2951 Triverton Pike, Fitchburg, WI (608) 442-4444
4. Humpy’s
This Anchorage bar/restaurant was the first stop on our trip to Alaska and perhaps the most memorable. Their halibut fish and chips were fried perfectly. The fish was fresh and absorbed all the fried goodness and the fries were above average. We also had some mini King Crab cakes. A nice mix of crab and filler these dandies came with a great garlic aioli. Plus, this began a weekend where I got to sample many great micro brews.
Humpy's, 610 West 6th Avenue, Anchorage, Alaska USA, (907)276-BEER
3. El Dorado Grill
Sometimes I wish I could live at the El Dorado Grill. On Sundays in 2008, I practically did. Their Sunday brunch is the best in town. The banana pecan pancakes are the best cakes in town especially when paired with chile butter. The vegetable chilaquilas are my favorite breakfast dish of the year as the layers of cheese, veggies and tortillas melt together in your mouth. Throw in excellent sides of potatoes and beans and you’ve got the whole deal. Oh wait, I almost forgot about the best god damn Bloody Mary in town. Their Killer Bloody Murder features their house-made chili vodka and provides the perfect kick to your morning. A recent take out order from their BBQ smokehouse only furthered their standing as one of my favorites.
El Dorado Grill, 744 Williamson St, Madison, WI, 608-280-WEST
2. The Strip Club
Every dish at this St. Paul establishment was a culinary adventure. The rib eye special with avocado butter and roasted pumpkin might be the best dish I had all year. The pumpkin soup was by far the soup of the year and the venison wrapped in pancetta causes me to salivate just by thinking about it. Located outside of downtown in the Dayton’s Bluff area, The Strip Club is by far the best restaurant I visited in the Twin Cities last year and a culinary delight all should be lucky enough to enjoy.
The Strip Club, 378 Maria Avenue St Paul, MN 651-793-6247
1. Fresco
You know a restaurant is great when they can take an ingredient you don’t care for and make it shine. Fresco did just that with their beet salad by making the locally raised beets sing in my mouth. The various textures and tastes were a theme in the Fresco dishes I experienced. The halibut dish served in a spring lemon beurre blanc was amazing and their deserts were to die for. The seasonal menu always highlights the best local ingredients and chef John Jerabek does amazing work with them.
Fresco, 227 State St, Madison, WI, 608-663-7374
Looking Forward to 2009: Sonic comes to Madison
I know it's not a new gourmet restaurant opening but in light of the recession this actually makes sense. Drive-in king Sonic finally comes to our area after invading the Twin Cities in 2008. Their smoothies are addictive and their burgers devine (at least on a fast food scale).
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Top 5 Narrative TV Shows of 2008
Most Disappointing: Heroes
I’m so fucking tired of writing about how Heroes went wrong, yet I’m still watching it. A large chunk of my continued viewing could be chalked up to my partner still enjoying the show but the truth is I’m also stubbornly holding out hope. This season alone we’ve seen the show ask us to invest in new ideas (reformed Sylar) only to throw them out the window. You have a show runner who calls the viewers idiots and a writing staff in transition. The only good news is that the best writer the show ever had looks to be coming back now that show #5 got the ax.
5. Pushing Daisies
Speaking of the saddest cancellation of the year, let’s take a moment and praise one of the best-looking show since HDTV was introduced. Never have your eyes experienced such an adventure as Pushing Daisies. Week in and week out the cinematography and art design are truly breathtaking. On top of that, you had some of the best writing, acting and occasionally singing on TV. It’s a damn shame that ABC has given up on Brain Fuller’s latest creation and an even worse debacle that the show is going to end without any resolution. In the meantime, let’s just enjoy our pie while we have it.
4. Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Now that the show has been given an order for two more seasons, I can finally rest on my viewership campaign. Thankfully, the creators of Sunny did not rest and continued to break every rule of decency on TV. The musical finale of The Nightman Cometh is permanently etched in my mind along with dusters, Ty Pennington, Sinbad and of course, “Wild Card Bitches!”
3. Battlestar Galactica
Was the first half of Battlestar’s final season inconsistent? Oh hell yeah but it was also hella entertaining. The finale left you completely stunned and wondering how the hell are they going to wrap this thing up in early 09. I was struck again, at how amazing this show looks compared to every other weekly sci-fi show. It’s literally like watching a weekly movie.
2. 30 Rock
While the show is in danger of becoming the new Will & Grace with all the guest stars, it clearly stands heads and heads above the rest of the comedy world. What’s amazing is that for every Steve Martin appearance that feels forced, there’s a Jennifer Aniston or Oprah appearance that boggles the mind at how good it is. Never mind the fact that the core performers continue to put on a clinic in comedy 101. Witness the recent episode with Jack and Liz at a high school reunion while Tracy and Jenna compete with Kenneth for laughs. Each individual kept the A and B story on the front burner so much that you couldn’t distinguish which is which.
1. Lost
Frozen donkey wheel and all, this season not only solidified Lost as my favorite show but also moved it into competition with Buffy and Twin Peaks as my favorite of all time. With only 48 eps left the show jumped in with both feet in 2008 and answered a few questions while posing hundreds of more intriguing ones. Only down side is that we only get it for half of the year.
Looking Ahead to 2009: Dollhouse
Dollhouse, the new show from Joss Whedon, was the featured item in my looking forward to 2008 column last year. Well after some scheduling changes, reshoots, and a bunch of doom and gloom Dollhouse now is a repeat offender. I’m still so excited to have Joss’ work back on my TV that I could care less about a new pilot, a kiss of death Friday night time slot, and reported network interference. Nope I’m just happy to have my Joss and you all better get ready for my own get out the viewers campaign for the show come February.
I’m so fucking tired of writing about how Heroes went wrong, yet I’m still watching it. A large chunk of my continued viewing could be chalked up to my partner still enjoying the show but the truth is I’m also stubbornly holding out hope. This season alone we’ve seen the show ask us to invest in new ideas (reformed Sylar) only to throw them out the window. You have a show runner who calls the viewers idiots and a writing staff in transition. The only good news is that the best writer the show ever had looks to be coming back now that show #5 got the ax.
5. Pushing Daisies
Speaking of the saddest cancellation of the year, let’s take a moment and praise one of the best-looking show since HDTV was introduced. Never have your eyes experienced such an adventure as Pushing Daisies. Week in and week out the cinematography and art design are truly breathtaking. On top of that, you had some of the best writing, acting and occasionally singing on TV. It’s a damn shame that ABC has given up on Brain Fuller’s latest creation and an even worse debacle that the show is going to end without any resolution. In the meantime, let’s just enjoy our pie while we have it.
4. Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Now that the show has been given an order for two more seasons, I can finally rest on my viewership campaign. Thankfully, the creators of Sunny did not rest and continued to break every rule of decency on TV. The musical finale of The Nightman Cometh is permanently etched in my mind along with dusters, Ty Pennington, Sinbad and of course, “Wild Card Bitches!”
3. Battlestar Galactica
Was the first half of Battlestar’s final season inconsistent? Oh hell yeah but it was also hella entertaining. The finale left you completely stunned and wondering how the hell are they going to wrap this thing up in early 09. I was struck again, at how amazing this show looks compared to every other weekly sci-fi show. It’s literally like watching a weekly movie.
2. 30 Rock
While the show is in danger of becoming the new Will & Grace with all the guest stars, it clearly stands heads and heads above the rest of the comedy world. What’s amazing is that for every Steve Martin appearance that feels forced, there’s a Jennifer Aniston or Oprah appearance that boggles the mind at how good it is. Never mind the fact that the core performers continue to put on a clinic in comedy 101. Witness the recent episode with Jack and Liz at a high school reunion while Tracy and Jenna compete with Kenneth for laughs. Each individual kept the A and B story on the front burner so much that you couldn’t distinguish which is which.
1. Lost
Frozen donkey wheel and all, this season not only solidified Lost as my favorite show but also moved it into competition with Buffy and Twin Peaks as my favorite of all time. With only 48 eps left the show jumped in with both feet in 2008 and answered a few questions while posing hundreds of more intriguing ones. Only down side is that we only get it for half of the year.
Looking Ahead to 2009: Dollhouse
Dollhouse, the new show from Joss Whedon, was the featured item in my looking forward to 2008 column last year. Well after some scheduling changes, reshoots, and a bunch of doom and gloom Dollhouse now is a repeat offender. I’m still so excited to have Joss’ work back on my TV that I could care less about a new pilot, a kiss of death Friday night time slot, and reported network interference. Nope I’m just happy to have my Joss and you all better get ready for my own get out the viewers campaign for the show come February.
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Top 5 Reality Shows of 2008
Most Disappointing: Top Design
I waited an eternity for Bravo! to bring back Top Design and what I got was hot reworked mess. Todd Oldham was still there and so was judge Kelly Wearstler but they seemed awfully toned down (especially Kelly’s insane sense of style). The show was predictable and in the end left me completely befuddled as to why I wanted it to come back in the first place.
5. Design Star
I must admit I was a non-believer in this show to start with. Unlike Top Design, which features designers using the maximum resources to create their looks, Star looked like a bunch of TV wannabees. Turns out this was true but it didn’t mean the show wasn’t a hell of a lot more fun. Who can forget Michael crying for his mama or the weekly tension with Tracy? So while I wouldn’t let any of these hacks refinish my house, I’d gladly watch them dance for Vern Yip.
4. Survivor
Loved the spring installment but haven’t been crazy about Gabon. That’s ok though as Survivor still manages to be appointment reality and it shows no signs of letting down. While the category may be laughable, I was very pleased to see Probst take home a well-deserved Emmy for Reality hosting. His transformation over the years from play by play man to color commentator has been fascinating to watch.
3. Project Runway
Two seasons (well technically 1 and 1/3) in one year made Elliot a happy boy. Seeing my favorites Leanne and Christian take home the top honors makes made me even happier. Sure the challenges continued to decline, but the idea of never seeing Tim and Heidi again due to the Bravo!/Lifetime lawsuits, makes me so sad I want to cry on my form’s shoulder.
2. Top Chef
An alarming dip in quality from the new season in NYC prevents Top Chef from taking the top spot for the second year in a row, however the show still tops its Bravo! brethren. Padma and company owned Chicago and it made for the best season yet. Of all the food shows on TV this continues to be the best…as long as they pick up the pace in New York.
1.The Hills
A year ago, I could not have fathomed that The Hills would end up as my number one reality show of 2008. We as a nation, seemed to be suffering from laurenopecia, which is defined as the excessive viewing of bored Lauren looks on TV. Thankfully, the cast (and the writers) got busy and cooked up a gigantic pot of drama that seems to be never ending. For those of us that were so done with the Lauren/Heidi fight we got siblings. For those of us bored with Audrina we got a decent into madness…on a bike driven by JustinBobby. Whitney kept making those amazing facial expressions and even got herself some screen time. Brody was exposed as the consummate TV idiot. Spencer is the devil and still wore the flesh colored beard to prove it. Best of all, Lauren’s best reality friend, Lo booked some serious time by moving in with the girls and giving us plenty of straight truth. I can’t believe I’m saying this but I hope to hell The Hills comes back for another season.
Looking Ahead to 2009: The CityIf The Hills falls by the wayside, we still have hope in The City. Yes, the eventual spin-off is here and thankfully, it’s not centered on Speidi. Whitney is off to NYC with a cast full of models and fashion workers. How will she survive away from Lauren? Will she find enough douche bags in NYC to remind her of home? Which friend that she’s known for two weeks betrays her and causes her to break down? I don’t know but I can’t wait.
I waited an eternity for Bravo! to bring back Top Design and what I got was hot reworked mess. Todd Oldham was still there and so was judge Kelly Wearstler but they seemed awfully toned down (especially Kelly’s insane sense of style). The show was predictable and in the end left me completely befuddled as to why I wanted it to come back in the first place.
5. Design Star
I must admit I was a non-believer in this show to start with. Unlike Top Design, which features designers using the maximum resources to create their looks, Star looked like a bunch of TV wannabees. Turns out this was true but it didn’t mean the show wasn’t a hell of a lot more fun. Who can forget Michael crying for his mama or the weekly tension with Tracy? So while I wouldn’t let any of these hacks refinish my house, I’d gladly watch them dance for Vern Yip.
4. Survivor
Loved the spring installment but haven’t been crazy about Gabon. That’s ok though as Survivor still manages to be appointment reality and it shows no signs of letting down. While the category may be laughable, I was very pleased to see Probst take home a well-deserved Emmy for Reality hosting. His transformation over the years from play by play man to color commentator has been fascinating to watch.
3. Project Runway
Two seasons (well technically 1 and 1/3) in one year made Elliot a happy boy. Seeing my favorites Leanne and Christian take home the top honors makes made me even happier. Sure the challenges continued to decline, but the idea of never seeing Tim and Heidi again due to the Bravo!/Lifetime lawsuits, makes me so sad I want to cry on my form’s shoulder.
2. Top Chef
An alarming dip in quality from the new season in NYC prevents Top Chef from taking the top spot for the second year in a row, however the show still tops its Bravo! brethren. Padma and company owned Chicago and it made for the best season yet. Of all the food shows on TV this continues to be the best…as long as they pick up the pace in New York.
1.The Hills
A year ago, I could not have fathomed that The Hills would end up as my number one reality show of 2008. We as a nation, seemed to be suffering from laurenopecia, which is defined as the excessive viewing of bored Lauren looks on TV. Thankfully, the cast (and the writers) got busy and cooked up a gigantic pot of drama that seems to be never ending. For those of us that were so done with the Lauren/Heidi fight we got siblings. For those of us bored with Audrina we got a decent into madness…on a bike driven by JustinBobby. Whitney kept making those amazing facial expressions and even got herself some screen time. Brody was exposed as the consummate TV idiot. Spencer is the devil and still wore the flesh colored beard to prove it. Best of all, Lauren’s best reality friend, Lo booked some serious time by moving in with the girls and giving us plenty of straight truth. I can’t believe I’m saying this but I hope to hell The Hills comes back for another season.
Looking Ahead to 2009: The CityIf The Hills falls by the wayside, we still have hope in The City. Yes, the eventual spin-off is here and thankfully, it’s not centered on Speidi. Whitney is off to NYC with a cast full of models and fashion workers. How will she survive away from Lauren? Will she find enough douche bags in NYC to remind her of home? Which friend that she’s known for two weeks betrays her and causes her to break down? I don’t know but I can’t wait.
Friday, December 12, 2008
Top 5 Albums of 2008
Most Disappointing: The Fratellis- Here We Stand
Just a completely forgettable follow up to their great first effort. The great pop hits just aren’t here. Boring to listen to and an album I even forgot I had.
5. Madonna- Hard Candy
While it doesn’t hold up so well after multiple listens, Madge’s latest was still a success. Justin and Timberland did a lot of the heavy lifting and it made for the best single of the year in “4 Minutes.”
4. Mates of State- Re-Arrange Us
“My Only Offer” might be my second favorite song of 2008. Their simple piano/drum interplay is buoyed by blaring horns that fill the sonic sphere. Almost every track features the quick pace and musical excitement that define this eclectic duo.
3. The Killers- Day and Age
While I’ve only had a few days to listen to it, The Killers latest is their finest work. “Dustland Fairytale” and “Spaceman” are currently in my top rotation. While their sound is still there, it certainly shows growth.
2. Britney Spears- Circus
It’s Britney bitch. I just reviewed this so I’m repeating myself but clearly, Britney is not only back but she’s better then ever. She’s focusing on dance music that is happy and sexy. Is she fixed? Probably not but at least she’s making good music again.
1. Dillinger Four- C I V I L W A R
Six years is a long time to wait for an album but the Minneapolis punkers made the wait worthwhile. The sound is cleaner but it’s a good difference. The longer I listen to it the more I’m coming to the opinion that my favorite band might just be hitting their stride instead of aging into obscurity.
Looking Ahead to 2009: More Guns N’ Roses?
Rumor is that Axl Rose has two more albums worth of material to unleash on us. After listening to Chinese Democracy that would be just fine with me. Sure, the album is overworked and full of faults but it was also damn intriguing and I’m ready for more.
Just a completely forgettable follow up to their great first effort. The great pop hits just aren’t here. Boring to listen to and an album I even forgot I had.
5. Madonna- Hard Candy
While it doesn’t hold up so well after multiple listens, Madge’s latest was still a success. Justin and Timberland did a lot of the heavy lifting and it made for the best single of the year in “4 Minutes.”
4. Mates of State- Re-Arrange Us
“My Only Offer” might be my second favorite song of 2008. Their simple piano/drum interplay is buoyed by blaring horns that fill the sonic sphere. Almost every track features the quick pace and musical excitement that define this eclectic duo.
3. The Killers- Day and Age
While I’ve only had a few days to listen to it, The Killers latest is their finest work. “Dustland Fairytale” and “Spaceman” are currently in my top rotation. While their sound is still there, it certainly shows growth.
2. Britney Spears- Circus
It’s Britney bitch. I just reviewed this so I’m repeating myself but clearly, Britney is not only back but she’s better then ever. She’s focusing on dance music that is happy and sexy. Is she fixed? Probably not but at least she’s making good music again.
1. Dillinger Four- C I V I L W A R
Six years is a long time to wait for an album but the Minneapolis punkers made the wait worthwhile. The sound is cleaner but it’s a good difference. The longer I listen to it the more I’m coming to the opinion that my favorite band might just be hitting their stride instead of aging into obscurity.
Looking Ahead to 2009: More Guns N’ Roses?
Rumor is that Axl Rose has two more albums worth of material to unleash on us. After listening to Chinese Democracy that would be just fine with me. Sure, the album is overworked and full of faults but it was also damn intriguing and I’m ready for more.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
I Refuse to Call Them Cheftestants: Week 5
A few weeks prior to the new season of Top Chef, I lamented the fact that I was going to have to miss one to two weeks of recaps here on the blog due to some personal events. After watching last night’s episode, another lack luster effort from both show and chefs, I’m actually looking forward to taking a break the next two Wednesdays.
As usual let’s start with the Quickfire challenge. In an effort to freshen things up there was a change to the annual pallet battle. Instead of an individual sampling we got head-to-head match ups in the style of Name That Tune. A good idea, but once again one that wasn’t fully flushed out for the viewer. When Josea went up against Danny in round one, I had no earthly idea what was going on. Throw on top of that the conservative play of the chefs and you had a very bland opening challenge. It strikes me that immunity should mean more to these folks but giving up at 5 ingredients, that’s just lazy. It was a little surprising to see Stefan lose to Josea but at that point, I just didn’t care.
The Elimination Challenge this week was yet another catering based event. I’m tired of them cooking 45 plates to be served at once and the endless worries that go with that. So the twist this time around is that the event was for one the regular judges, as Gail was having her bridal shower. The event was as rigid and boring as the ambiance in that banquet room. The chef drew knives this week but I would like to see them work together more on the overall menu. I mean how did the tomato appetizers feed into the make your own sushi dish? In seasons past, the teams have worked to provide an overall progression in a meal and if I were Gail, I’d be pissed at Bravo! for giving my guests such a craptacular meal. Oh and what a craptacular meal it was. While I thought the apps and the lamb dish looked good and fit their themes, I found nothing interesting or creative about them. The blue team with their sea bass was so disappointing. Even if the flavors were strong, you have to question their thinking behind the dish. The make your own sushi team should have all gone home. That looked horrible from the start and smacked of Old Country Buffett’s interpretation of sushi. Glad Danny finally went home. He clearly got on the show thanks to his personality and not his pallet.
The only thing right now that’s keeping me going on this show is the judges table. Tom has really sharpened his verbal knives this year and with good reason. This might be the least qualified or exciting group of chefs the show has ever seen. We are not even to the halfway point and while we’ve got some individual stand out dishes, no chef has truly distinguished themselves on a week in/week out basis.
As usual let’s start with the Quickfire challenge. In an effort to freshen things up there was a change to the annual pallet battle. Instead of an individual sampling we got head-to-head match ups in the style of Name That Tune. A good idea, but once again one that wasn’t fully flushed out for the viewer. When Josea went up against Danny in round one, I had no earthly idea what was going on. Throw on top of that the conservative play of the chefs and you had a very bland opening challenge. It strikes me that immunity should mean more to these folks but giving up at 5 ingredients, that’s just lazy. It was a little surprising to see Stefan lose to Josea but at that point, I just didn’t care.
The Elimination Challenge this week was yet another catering based event. I’m tired of them cooking 45 plates to be served at once and the endless worries that go with that. So the twist this time around is that the event was for one the regular judges, as Gail was having her bridal shower. The event was as rigid and boring as the ambiance in that banquet room. The chef drew knives this week but I would like to see them work together more on the overall menu. I mean how did the tomato appetizers feed into the make your own sushi dish? In seasons past, the teams have worked to provide an overall progression in a meal and if I were Gail, I’d be pissed at Bravo! for giving my guests such a craptacular meal. Oh and what a craptacular meal it was. While I thought the apps and the lamb dish looked good and fit their themes, I found nothing interesting or creative about them. The blue team with their sea bass was so disappointing. Even if the flavors were strong, you have to question their thinking behind the dish. The make your own sushi team should have all gone home. That looked horrible from the start and smacked of Old Country Buffett’s interpretation of sushi. Glad Danny finally went home. He clearly got on the show thanks to his personality and not his pallet.
The only thing right now that’s keeping me going on this show is the judges table. Tom has really sharpened his verbal knives this year and with good reason. This might be the least qualified or exciting group of chefs the show has ever seen. We are not even to the halfway point and while we’ve got some individual stand out dishes, no chef has truly distinguished themselves on a week in/week out basis.
Tuesday, December 09, 2008
Quick Book Review: Tales of Beedle the Bard
A quick review is honestly all that’s needed when it comes to JK Rowling’s collection of fables from the wizarding world of Harry Potter. With five stories, and a collection of notes by Hogwart’s finest headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, the page-turner clocks in at a mere 111 pages. Hardly the time sucker that was the Order of the Phoenix. Originally written for charity, Rowling immediately brings the Potter fan back into the world some of us miss quite dearly (especially with the delay in the release of the Half Blood Prince movie). I can just picture Mollywobbles reading these tales to a young Ron or Ginny. I even found myself thinking about the day when I can share the tale of Babbity Rabbity and her Cackling Stump with a young witch or wizard of my own. These tales are certainly good reading for any young folk and doubly so for any Potter fan. The Warlock’s Hairy Heart and The Tale of the Three Brothers might be best kept for kids who have read through at least Goblet of Fire. Actually this one tiny book encapsulates all that Rowling does well. She adjust the tales to fit the ages of her reader’s as they grow and she makes a magical world seem both magical and identifiable all at the same time.
Saturday, December 06, 2008
Madison Take Out Review: El Dorado Smokehouse
If I’ve been identified as a whore for Joss Whedon thanks to this blog then I think I’m about to be identified as one for Kevin Tubb as well. I’m a huge fan of the king of southwest food in Madison. His El Dorado Grill features the best damn brunch in Madison and his Killer Bloody Mary is the drink gods dream about. His smaller, more inexpensive off shots, Tex Tubb’s Taco Palace on the East and near West side are my favorite options for relatively cheap eats. I even got his cookbook last year for Chrismukah and have hosted a couple of dinner parties utilizing his recipes. So with all that said, you can imagine my joy, as a self-professed BBQ-holic, at the news that he was doing smokehouse takeout from the El Dorado. It took me a few months to get my ducks in a row but my partner and I enjoyed a meal this weekend that will only add to Tubb’s legacy.
Since this weekend fell between our two birthdays, we decided to do it up right and order more food than 2 people could possibly consume. We started with the chile con carne, which was more brothy then, stewy. The beef tips were so tender and the spice was mild but never bland. I like my chili a lot more fiery though so I was a bit let down. Still the flavor was constant and the chili a comfort on a cold night. We then tackled the combo plate, which featured pulled pork, smoked brisket, and smoked sausage. I’ve never been a fan of the traditional Texas BBQ staple of smoked sausage but that might change after enjoying this version. The smoke flavor was most prominent in this dish compared to the other two and the sausage was a perfect compliment to the sweet notes in Tubb’s sauce. The pulled pork was excellent and was the meat was not overpowered by the slightly excessive amount of sauce. The brisket was probably the low point of the meats, as the smoke flavor didn’t seem consistent through the dry meat. We also got a half rack of the baby back ribs and here’s where I did somersaults. While Smoky Jon’s on the north side of town might have the best BBQ in Madison I’m not always pleased with their ribs. El Dorado can now lay claim to the best ribs in Madison. Such tender meat with each bite raising the smoke factor. My only complaint is that you can only order half a rack as an entrée.
The sides were mostly successful as well. The chipotle potato salad was the star of the show again balancing spice and flavor perfectly. The cornbread cakes I’ve sampled before and we ended up ordering extras knowing they’d be perfect to soak up sauce, chili, etc. The worst part of the meal had to be the green chile pinto beans, which could have used more seasoning, salt, pepper…anything. Also some of the pork could have livened them up as well. Some pickles, cabbage relish and white bread round out the sides and you’ve got yourself a full mea.
Wanting to span the spectrum of the menu, we also pick out a couple of desserts. The ancho chili pecan pie is a regular on the El Dorado menu and never disappoints. A slight air of tequila and the sweetness of chocolate chips mix with the pecans. A dash of chile flakes gives the dish a little bite that satisfies as well. The almond flan was another success although I found the almond flavor coming through the crust more then the custard.
How much did we pay for all this and a Sprecher root beer? A grand total of $51! The prices come in lower than any other BBQ joint I’ve been too lately and as I said earlier the food rivals the best in Madison. The place starts doing take out after 5 but you can call after 4 to put in your order as we did. I was told the food would be ready around 5:20 and it was right on the nose. I got to the restaurant a bit early and was treated to a complimentary Lone Star beer while I waited by the friendly bartender. I was the only one waiting on a Friday night so I’m a bit worried this won’t catch on which would be a god-damn shame because the El Dorado Smokehouse is certainly one of the best take out options Madison has going today.
El Dorado Smokehouse, 744 Williamson St, Madison, WI, 608-280-WEST
Since this weekend fell between our two birthdays, we decided to do it up right and order more food than 2 people could possibly consume. We started with the chile con carne, which was more brothy then, stewy. The beef tips were so tender and the spice was mild but never bland. I like my chili a lot more fiery though so I was a bit let down. Still the flavor was constant and the chili a comfort on a cold night. We then tackled the combo plate, which featured pulled pork, smoked brisket, and smoked sausage. I’ve never been a fan of the traditional Texas BBQ staple of smoked sausage but that might change after enjoying this version. The smoke flavor was most prominent in this dish compared to the other two and the sausage was a perfect compliment to the sweet notes in Tubb’s sauce. The pulled pork was excellent and was the meat was not overpowered by the slightly excessive amount of sauce. The brisket was probably the low point of the meats, as the smoke flavor didn’t seem consistent through the dry meat. We also got a half rack of the baby back ribs and here’s where I did somersaults. While Smoky Jon’s on the north side of town might have the best BBQ in Madison I’m not always pleased with their ribs. El Dorado can now lay claim to the best ribs in Madison. Such tender meat with each bite raising the smoke factor. My only complaint is that you can only order half a rack as an entrée.
The sides were mostly successful as well. The chipotle potato salad was the star of the show again balancing spice and flavor perfectly. The cornbread cakes I’ve sampled before and we ended up ordering extras knowing they’d be perfect to soak up sauce, chili, etc. The worst part of the meal had to be the green chile pinto beans, which could have used more seasoning, salt, pepper…anything. Also some of the pork could have livened them up as well. Some pickles, cabbage relish and white bread round out the sides and you’ve got yourself a full mea.
Wanting to span the spectrum of the menu, we also pick out a couple of desserts. The ancho chili pecan pie is a regular on the El Dorado menu and never disappoints. A slight air of tequila and the sweetness of chocolate chips mix with the pecans. A dash of chile flakes gives the dish a little bite that satisfies as well. The almond flan was another success although I found the almond flavor coming through the crust more then the custard.
How much did we pay for all this and a Sprecher root beer? A grand total of $51! The prices come in lower than any other BBQ joint I’ve been too lately and as I said earlier the food rivals the best in Madison. The place starts doing take out after 5 but you can call after 4 to put in your order as we did. I was told the food would be ready around 5:20 and it was right on the nose. I got to the restaurant a bit early and was treated to a complimentary Lone Star beer while I waited by the friendly bartender. I was the only one waiting on a Friday night so I’m a bit worried this won’t catch on which would be a god-damn shame because the El Dorado Smokehouse is certainly one of the best take out options Madison has going today.
El Dorado Smokehouse, 744 Williamson St, Madison, WI, 608-280-WEST
Friday, December 05, 2008
Top 5 Comics of 2008
Most Disappointing: Angel- After the Fall
Perhaps it was the fact that the number one book in this countdown is also from the Whedonverse cause this book simply pales in comparison. Following the vampire, or vampires with souls if you count Spike, this book picks up after the end of season 5 of the TV show and it just falls flat. The characterizations are on but the twists and turns feel like a Whedon tribute band. Worse yet, the art might be the worst of any book I’ve read this year. There is no consistency from page to page and unfortunately, that’s the story of the book.
5. Batman RIP
Did this tale of the Dark Knight change the face of comics as publisher DC promised? Well no but if you’re able to put that all aside you’ve got a great tale of Batman and his family. Writer Grant Morrison and artist Tony Daniel constructed a tale that drew on all the many years of history of the dynamic duo. Sure, the ending was a bit of a let down but Morrison knows his world, which can best be seen in every moment the Joker steps on the scene.
4. The Dark Tower- Long Road Home
The second set of tales in Roland the Gunslinger’s world actually improved upon the groundbreaking first series. Peter David continues to capture Stephen King’s very essence and Jae Lee’s art offers the definitive vision of his world. The third installment “Treachery” on stands now, looks like a sure fire bet for next years list.
3. Final Crisis
Here we have the second book from Grant Morrison on the list and like Batman RIP, Final Crisis has the weight of the comic book world on it. You put the word Crisis in a DC book and you’ve got immediate expectations that can crush a weak book like say Infinite Crisis. Thankfully, so far we’ve got a book that stays self-contained (mostly) and again uses the deep rich history of the DC Universe. I’m not sure if the DC Universe will be changed forever but the return of Barry Allen and the feeling that our heroes at their wits end makes this a compelling read.
2. All Star Superman
Number three in the Morrison countdown is his take on Superman. Published under DC’s All Star line Morrison does not have to be weighed down by the continuity of the current Superman books. However, Morrison again utilizes the history he wants and creates a dream Superman story that features everything you could want. Frank Quitely’s art is not what you expect for Superman but it is probably the best I’ve ever seen. The whole 12-issue run is the best Superman tale I’ve ever read and I’m a self-professed hater of the blue boy scout.
1. Buffy the Vampire Slayer- Season 8
When Buffy went off the air oh so many years ago, my soul was crushed. Reading Joss Whedon’s season 8 comic book takes me back to those days and I love it. You can just imagine Whedon working the writer’s room week to week and with the comic medium, there are no longer budgetary constraints. The last arc of 2008 featuring Whedon’s slayer of the future Fray featured everything that has made this book so great. I’d love to tell you more but if there’s one thing that’s carried over from the show it’s the amazing pacing and plot twists.
Looking Ahead to 2009: What’s going on with Batman?So while RIP and perhaps Final Crisis seem to be removing Bruce Wayne from the DC tapestry, Batman ain’t going no where. We’ve seen this dance before in Knightfall but with the current crop of lackeys (Nightwing, Robin, Jason Todd) the so called “Battle for the Cowl” sounds intriguing.
Perhaps it was the fact that the number one book in this countdown is also from the Whedonverse cause this book simply pales in comparison. Following the vampire, or vampires with souls if you count Spike, this book picks up after the end of season 5 of the TV show and it just falls flat. The characterizations are on but the twists and turns feel like a Whedon tribute band. Worse yet, the art might be the worst of any book I’ve read this year. There is no consistency from page to page and unfortunately, that’s the story of the book.
5. Batman RIP
Did this tale of the Dark Knight change the face of comics as publisher DC promised? Well no but if you’re able to put that all aside you’ve got a great tale of Batman and his family. Writer Grant Morrison and artist Tony Daniel constructed a tale that drew on all the many years of history of the dynamic duo. Sure, the ending was a bit of a let down but Morrison knows his world, which can best be seen in every moment the Joker steps on the scene.
4. The Dark Tower- Long Road Home
The second set of tales in Roland the Gunslinger’s world actually improved upon the groundbreaking first series. Peter David continues to capture Stephen King’s very essence and Jae Lee’s art offers the definitive vision of his world. The third installment “Treachery” on stands now, looks like a sure fire bet for next years list.
3. Final Crisis
Here we have the second book from Grant Morrison on the list and like Batman RIP, Final Crisis has the weight of the comic book world on it. You put the word Crisis in a DC book and you’ve got immediate expectations that can crush a weak book like say Infinite Crisis. Thankfully, so far we’ve got a book that stays self-contained (mostly) and again uses the deep rich history of the DC Universe. I’m not sure if the DC Universe will be changed forever but the return of Barry Allen and the feeling that our heroes at their wits end makes this a compelling read.
2. All Star Superman
Number three in the Morrison countdown is his take on Superman. Published under DC’s All Star line Morrison does not have to be weighed down by the continuity of the current Superman books. However, Morrison again utilizes the history he wants and creates a dream Superman story that features everything you could want. Frank Quitely’s art is not what you expect for Superman but it is probably the best I’ve ever seen. The whole 12-issue run is the best Superman tale I’ve ever read and I’m a self-professed hater of the blue boy scout.
1. Buffy the Vampire Slayer- Season 8
When Buffy went off the air oh so many years ago, my soul was crushed. Reading Joss Whedon’s season 8 comic book takes me back to those days and I love it. You can just imagine Whedon working the writer’s room week to week and with the comic medium, there are no longer budgetary constraints. The last arc of 2008 featuring Whedon’s slayer of the future Fray featured everything that has made this book so great. I’d love to tell you more but if there’s one thing that’s carried over from the show it’s the amazing pacing and plot twists.
Looking Ahead to 2009: What’s going on with Batman?So while RIP and perhaps Final Crisis seem to be removing Bruce Wayne from the DC tapestry, Batman ain’t going no where. We’ve seen this dance before in Knightfall but with the current crop of lackeys (Nightwing, Robin, Jason Todd) the so called “Battle for the Cowl” sounds intriguing.
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
I Refuse to Call them Cheftestants: Week 4
I thought I was watching Top Chef not Next Food Network Star. This week’s episode certainly felt wrong but thankfully, it came through by making it an absolute trainwreck. Before we get to the elimination challenge, though let’s talk about the best Quickfire of the season.
The Quickfire challenge focusing on a breakfast amuse-bouche was genius. It really gives the chefs a chance to shine. I love how Padma explains that Rocco DiSpirito needs no introduction then proceeds to introduce the chef king of plastic surgery. Stefan once again shined and so did old lady Ariane. I loved Jamie’s but like Leah, I thought it was too much. Jeff also needed a lesson on what the definition of amuse-bouche is. I tell you what though; I’d like to see a cage match between Rocco and Fabio.
The kitchen run through for the Elimination Challenge was humor at its best. I was crushed to see Jamie fail but at least she had a good idea. Alex on the other hand made a horrible tactical decision. I loved to see Melissa’s weak attempt to throw Alex under the bus and truthfully, I was most intrigued by her dish. Her attempt must have worked because off he went. I struggle to understand how this still makes the chefs bring their “A” game but whatever it made the show a little better.
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The Quickfire challenge focusing on a breakfast amuse-bouche was genius. It really gives the chefs a chance to shine. I love how Padma explains that Rocco DiSpirito needs no introduction then proceeds to introduce the chef king of plastic surgery. Stefan once again shined and so did old lady Ariane. I loved Jamie’s but like Leah, I thought it was too much. Jeff also needed a lesson on what the definition of amuse-bouche is. I tell you what though; I’d like to see a cage match between Rocco and Fabio.
The kitchen run through for the Elimination Challenge was humor at its best. I was crushed to see Jamie fail but at least she had a good idea. Alex on the other hand made a horrible tactical decision. I loved to see Melissa’s weak attempt to throw Alex under the bus and truthfully, I was most intrigued by her dish. Her attempt must have worked because off he went. I struggle to understand how this still makes the chefs bring their “A” game but whatever it made the show a little better.
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Tuesday, December 02, 2008
35 Realizations on Turning 35 (in no particular order)
1. What happened to my movie taste? I’d rather see Bolt than Slumdog Millionaire.
2. I’m getting too old for party buses but I should never declare that I wouldn’t ride one again.
3. Bill Cosby and Eddie Murphy have both become obnoxious hypocrites of their 80’s selves.
4. I’m finding it easier to let go of TV shows. See you Terminator!
5. Therapy is not just for crazies and rich folks.
6. Everyone could probably use a few sessions of therapy.
7. I want to travel more.
8. HDTV is even better when you have it in your own home.
9. While I’m still in a musical renaissance, I find myself listening to my “oldies” more and more.
10. I will never run a marathon.
11. Looking back on 33, I realize that was my midlife crisis.
12. I hope 33 isn’t my actual midlife.
13. Living to an age greater then 60 is actually pretty appealing.
14. Lost is challenging Buffy as my favorite show of all time.
15. I still don’t get the appeal of owning versus renting but I’m at least open to the discussion.
16. We still in live in a segregated society.
17. I’ll never see a lesbian, gay, bisexual, or transgender person become President.
18. At 35 there’s still a lot I have to learn.
19. I’m not ashamed to say I love the Cheesecake Factory.
20. I’m still a food snob despite the previous comment.
21. I tend to structure my friendships and the people around me to suit my needs, consciously or not.
22. I’m glad I’m an only child.
23. Small families are the best.
24. I’ve actually found a career rather then a job.
25. It’s wonderful to reconnect with folks through Facebook.
26. It’s horrible who finds you on Facebook.
27. A lot of people you know from the past have turned into Jesus freaks.
28. I will always be “hip” even if it serves me no need.
29. Despite the previous observation, I will never see the High School Musical movies or Twilight.
30. I love being a dog owner but I’m still not a dog person.
31. I’m not only worthy of love but I deserve it.
32. I’m lucky to have found a partner who not only understands me but also helps me grow.
33. I’m lucky to help be able to return the favor.
34. I pretend like birthdays aren’t that big a deal but I actually make quite a big deal out of them anyway.
35. These columns are too hard to write every year.
2. I’m getting too old for party buses but I should never declare that I wouldn’t ride one again.
3. Bill Cosby and Eddie Murphy have both become obnoxious hypocrites of their 80’s selves.
4. I’m finding it easier to let go of TV shows. See you Terminator!
5. Therapy is not just for crazies and rich folks.
6. Everyone could probably use a few sessions of therapy.
7. I want to travel more.
8. HDTV is even better when you have it in your own home.
9. While I’m still in a musical renaissance, I find myself listening to my “oldies” more and more.
10. I will never run a marathon.
11. Looking back on 33, I realize that was my midlife crisis.
12. I hope 33 isn’t my actual midlife.
13. Living to an age greater then 60 is actually pretty appealing.
14. Lost is challenging Buffy as my favorite show of all time.
15. I still don’t get the appeal of owning versus renting but I’m at least open to the discussion.
16. We still in live in a segregated society.
17. I’ll never see a lesbian, gay, bisexual, or transgender person become President.
18. At 35 there’s still a lot I have to learn.
19. I’m not ashamed to say I love the Cheesecake Factory.
20. I’m still a food snob despite the previous comment.
21. I tend to structure my friendships and the people around me to suit my needs, consciously or not.
22. I’m glad I’m an only child.
23. Small families are the best.
24. I’ve actually found a career rather then a job.
25. It’s wonderful to reconnect with folks through Facebook.
26. It’s horrible who finds you on Facebook.
27. A lot of people you know from the past have turned into Jesus freaks.
28. I will always be “hip” even if it serves me no need.
29. Despite the previous observation, I will never see the High School Musical movies or Twilight.
30. I love being a dog owner but I’m still not a dog person.
31. I’m not only worthy of love but I deserve it.
32. I’m lucky to have found a partner who not only understands me but also helps me grow.
33. I’m lucky to help be able to return the favor.
34. I pretend like birthdays aren’t that big a deal but I actually make quite a big deal out of them anyway.
35. These columns are too hard to write every year.
Monday, December 01, 2008
Guns N Roses- Chinese Democracy: 17 Words for 17 Years
Not worth waiting but good.
Madagascar, Catcher in the Rye, awesome.
Stop screaming on the intros Axl.
Madagascar, Catcher in the Rye, awesome.
Stop screaming on the intros Axl.
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