1. What happened to my movie taste? I’d rather see Bolt than Slumdog Millionaire.
2. I’m getting too old for party buses but I should never declare that I wouldn’t ride one again.
3. Bill Cosby and Eddie Murphy have both become obnoxious hypocrites of their 80’s selves.
4. I’m finding it easier to let go of TV shows. See you Terminator!
5. Therapy is not just for crazies and rich folks.
6. Everyone could probably use a few sessions of therapy.
7. I want to travel more.
8. HDTV is even better when you have it in your own home.
9. While I’m still in a musical renaissance, I find myself listening to my “oldies” more and more.
10. I will never run a marathon.
11. Looking back on 33, I realize that was my midlife crisis.
12. I hope 33 isn’t my actual midlife.
13. Living to an age greater then 60 is actually pretty appealing.
14. Lost is challenging Buffy as my favorite show of all time.
15. I still don’t get the appeal of owning versus renting but I’m at least open to the discussion.
16. We still in live in a segregated society.
17. I’ll never see a lesbian, gay, bisexual, or transgender person become President.
18. At 35 there’s still a lot I have to learn.
19. I’m not ashamed to say I love the Cheesecake Factory.
20. I’m still a food snob despite the previous comment.
21. I tend to structure my friendships and the people around me to suit my needs, consciously or not.
22. I’m glad I’m an only child.
23. Small families are the best.
24. I’ve actually found a career rather then a job.
25. It’s wonderful to reconnect with folks through Facebook.
26. It’s horrible who finds you on Facebook.
27. A lot of people you know from the past have turned into Jesus freaks.
28. I will always be “hip” even if it serves me no need.
29. Despite the previous observation, I will never see the High School Musical movies or Twilight.
30. I love being a dog owner but I’m still not a dog person.
31. I’m not only worthy of love but I deserve it.
32. I’m lucky to have found a partner who not only understands me but also helps me grow.
33. I’m lucky to help be able to return the favor.
34. I pretend like birthdays aren’t that big a deal but I actually make quite a big deal out of them anyway.
35. These columns are too hard to write every year.
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