Tyrapocalypse

I’m a day late and a dollar short to this party but good god how sad yet amazing was this news of prospective Top Model contestants tearing up New York City.



After reviewing the tape, I’m convinced this is another sign of the Tyrapocalypse. Here are the seven signs as predicted by the Book of Fierce:

7. And the world shall be filled with people overusing the word fierce.

6. A great evil shall emerge named Tyra that mimics the godess O but instead of spreading hope and love she shall spread greed and dispair.

5. There will be multiple sightings of the evil one in a fat suit.

4. The streets will run red with the blood of the followers of Tyra.

3. All things will revolve around Tyra as she commands it to be so.

2. There shall be a gigantic panty party in a television studio.

1. And all shall have pictures of Tyra in their house.


I’m telling you people, number one will happen any day now.