Thank god for TiVo. Seriously Wednesday nights at 9pm CST are what TiVo was created for as you’ve got Runway and a whole new season of Laguna Beach.
First off Runway. How sad am I that Allison left? So very sad. Her pretty face gave me one gigantic manly excuse to watch Runway. Sure her outfit was bad but come on, at least she didn’t orgasm in her pants 3 times in an episode like Vincent. His outfit didn’t fit, he argued with the judges, and the man lacks any kind of taste. Allison has placed in the middle of the road of every competition while Vincent has been in the elimination line many a time. Plus, as I expected my favorite model the Katie Holmes clone who also happened to be named Katie got the big boot. Even though Jeffrey is an ass I was really pulling for him this week but Captain Save-A-Ho did a fine job so I can’t get too bent out of shape. The biggest news of the night was the continued bithcification of Laura. Now when she stated 34 times in the season opener that she was an architect I found her pretentious but now she’s just mean. I wished Vincent had left too but that did not give Laura the right to lay into him about his dress 2 seconds after the end of the competition. Don’t even get me started on the way she treated Kayne who has proven to be a far better designer then her. Jeffrey may be an ass but he was right on when he mocked Laura’s 5th straight high waisted dress. Also maybe I have a dirty mind but what girl in their right mind would want the words “for nuts only” written across her ass crack. Laura, please cover up your own breasts and get the fuck off my runway.
In all the anticipation of Snakes on a Plane I almost forgot this was Laguna Beach week too. Wednesday brought the premiere of season 3 of the show you hate to love. I must say the idea to focus on junior classmen was a stroke of genius by the producers because you guarantee yourself another season with the same cast. With that said I was a bit concerned how I’d handle meeting a whole new crew. Thankfully life solved that by throwing 20 year old Jessica from the previous seasons with one of the new vapid male castmates. The best part is that they had both Alexs and Taylor come back to scold Jessica for her cradle robbing. I tend to specialize in dating unstable women so Jessica if your ever looking to date an older man give me a call. Obviously it was also juicy to hear about Kristen’s (the star of last season) falling out with...well...everyone. Add the part where the old school bitches mocked Jason and LC for gaining weight on The Hills, and the show had me at hello. Let’s get onto the newbies though. Tessa clearly is playing the LC role to Kyndra’s Kristen (by the way do these parents even know how to spell a name it’s K-E-N-D-R-A). Cami, who made a fool of herself last season by going to prom with Jason, looks to be playing the 3rd sidekick role and LC’s sister seems to be on the show thanks only to her family pedigree. As long as the show keeps the influx of the old school into the new school I’ll certainly be signed up for a Season Pass for more drama then I can legally handle.
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