Ruway Roundup The Finale' For Now

Quick thoughts on last night's season final ep of Project Runway.

* First of all a big screw you to the producers. Make the show a two hour ep instead of breaking it up over two nights.

* Another screw you to the producers for the previews throwing that red herring at us that Jeffrey was going to get the ax. There's no way they could prove him wrong and kick him out.

Now on to the show, again keep in mind I'm not a fashion expert.

* Obviously big belts are in because every designer had at least one.

* After watching an entire season I feel like I know walking and none of those models could walk to save their life.

* Why did Laura get a voice over during her show when no one else did? Speaking of the designers...

* Laura- Enough with the flapper evening looks. If I wanted to see that I'd build a time machine and go back to the 30's and hang with Gatsby. Seriously think about all the birds that had to die to create your line. Still the judges obviously liked your stuff for the most part which created many moments of anxiety for those folks in my living room.

* Michael- Oh man you were the crowd favorite and you had the best individual designs throughout the season but boy did you choke last night. Uli also had a safari theme but none of her girls came out in blazing tiger motiff. Obviously you have a future in fashion though so good luck.

* Uli- Ah my little German anti-Heidi you were great by breaking out of the patterns and showing some nice looks. As a man I especially liked the swimsuit (reveal). I thought you were going to win but the judges had a point about the flow of your outfits.

* Jeffrey- Congrats man. I loved most of the stuff you did this season and except for the blue dress and the evening gown I thought your stuff was solid. Now don't go driving around your new car picking up heroin. Oh and did your eyebrows grow 5 times bigger since the first part wrapped?

So that's it for season 3. I'm sure we'll have a season 4 if Heidi can teach Seal to use protection. Until then Auf Veed A Zen!